Rick

Crazy alcoholic scientist who broke out of prison BITCH!

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith @ImpvlsiveWander Id this to meet this "president"
*He uses air quotes*
as well.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith Doesn't have a Rick? Unless something tragic happened to his Rick, that's impossible. Every Morty is born with a Rick.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith Well then this Morty had a REALLY good Rick. Maybe I'll pay him a visit.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith "You still did it Morty. You didn't stand up for yourself. No Morty ever does. That's why I'm confused by this new president.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith "Yeah sure, Mortys have potential, but this is a lot. My Morty literally shoved seeds up his ass once."

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith A Morty usually isn't qualified for this kind of stuff. This Morty either rigged something or is insanely smart. Maybe both.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith @ImpvlsiveWander This must've been a mistake. No one would vote a MORTY into office.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith *Rick is in shock* A Morty? IN CHARGE? How in the hell did he manage that

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith I haven't been there in...

he pauses.

awhile. Has it changed much?

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith "The Citadel?"
He pauses.
"They rebuilt that place?"

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith God damn. You must have met a real nice Rick. What dimensions have you visited?

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith A better question is how in the hell did someone like you get your hands on a portal gun? You're not a Rick!

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImpvlsiveWander @ImMortySmith "What dimension did you find Morty in?"

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith @ImpvlsiveWander IT WAS AN ACCIDENT MORTY! I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO GO THAT FAR.

*He notices Beck*

Who is this?

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith "OH SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW THE DIMENSION I SENT HIM TO"

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith *Rick grabs his portal gun and pushes Morty into the portal as a joke, but accidentally closes the portal*

"OH SHIT"

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith Maybe its time for you, TO BE IN A BUBBLE MORTY!!

*Shoots bubble gun at Morty placing him in a bubble*

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith Maybe you need to shut up. Do you want the bubble gun again?

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith It's what gets me through the day MORTY. Without it I'm gonna go insane MORTY.

[Rick @ImRickSanchez]

@ImMortySmith Sitting here bored Morty. I'm all out of alcohol Morty.