Ron

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@tjortenzi It’s a hassle to travel with your weapon. You can* actually fly with your guns, but they have to be in a locked box in your checked bag and then picked up from a special place at the airport.

If the friend you’re visiting has a spare, it’s much easier to just borrow a friends.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

We need to band together and publicly shame the type of people who just leave their carts in parking lots

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@UncleparkerLYH You can’t. 26 is the new 31. Very sorry.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@KellyRi72236631 YOU DONT REMEMBER YOUR LAST KISS, GRACE KELLY! @xbrittxbritt48

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@tjsc0tt Mine hasn’t turned off in about 20,000 miles. Always there for me!

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@hannah_deaton15 Fair. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. My issue stems from the ones who have strong opinions on things they aren’t actually knowledgeable on, but then use their position to promote their misguided opinions.

But my tweet was more of an observation than a complaint.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@tjsc0tt Only un-funny political ones.. You’re my only funny comedian.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

A calzone is just an elite hot pocket

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

One day my dad is going to realize he’s not going crazy and I really am just stealing all his iPhone chargers.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@LaurenSerafini Same, except with babies instead of dogs 🤝

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@tjsc0tt Powerful. Plz include a link to donate

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

Instagram etiquette Rule 23b:

If a friend shares a memes from the same private account more than twice, you must follow that account.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@GlennHowerton Can you give my friend @timamassie a birthday shoutout and call him a “stupid bird”?

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@xbrittxbritt48 The air force base there?

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@GlennHowerton Behold, the golden god has spoken his will.

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@MorielleJunisee Should have given them coffee

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

My whole flight just had to de board due to what the pilot described as “the thing that keeps the plane flying and straight is broken”

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@UncleparkerLYH I knew it was gonna get quoted

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@E_Dub15 That’s a ripoff, who’s your NFL guy?

[Ron @ImRonBarnes]

@UncleparkerLYH I want to see an obnoxious glow up vid of you with a well maintained side part hairstyle and freshly shaved face.

But with a face tattoo