Sam Orvis

I am Sam, Sam I am. It's just that easy.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@slurms_mack Rash, poop, etc. I see it all.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@ObviAvi @alandreed0 same

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@SurfaceSupport @SurfaceSupport I am a medical student who needs a functioning computer, and I have been very unhappy with Microsoft Surface support

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@SurfaceSupport @SurfaceSupport Now I cannot get in contact with support staff. Urgently need this computer issue resolved.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@SurfaceSupport @SurfaceSupport next agent told me I first had to go out and buy a flash drive to recover my computer. That didn't work either.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@SurfaceSupport been following advice of support staff for last several days with no luck. First agent said computer would be replaced...

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@RyanRun17 @cinn_sational *was

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@jk_shade like cheese and noodles and beer.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@MeganNastii @immabeemma @RyanRun17 @jk_shade cheese stixxx yummmm

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@raywilbs wow I can't believe that was a year ago!! Such a great way to spend your 21st

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@MistahCarlo uhhhh no thank you.

[NOT Ryan Rey @NOTRyanRey17]

Even though I was a shitshow last night, it was good having Kelan and Alexis back

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@ElSandyman @AlanReed33 not too bad!! won't find out until at least mid-January tho :((

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@immabeemma Scent: Pine-Sol

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@raywilbs wow, what a good breakfast!

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@AlanReed33 @ElSandyman and extra relish.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@ElSandyman @AlanReed33 I gotchu.

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@ElSandyman I just landed in Chicago! I'll be back tonight!

[Sam Orvis @ImSambidextrous]

@srsly_shade @BurtsBees whatever, sorry we party.