Shirley Carter

Ory its Shirley carter here. Sumthin to say, say it to my face. I don't take shit from anyone, You know, the place was a lot more fun wiv Hev around. [Parody]

[Linda Carter @ImLindaCarter]

My mom's coming!! Better watch out!

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

Stop buzzin' round me like'a sparkly bee! @ImLindaCarter

[Linda Carter @ImLindaCarter]

I got 1 less problem without ya shirl!

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Why don't you go do somethin' girly or somethin'?

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter You started bloody talkin' to me, and now you're tellin' me to shut up?!

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Nah..... too bad.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Like I give a damn what you think.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Well, you do live in and own a pub, what do you expect?

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter You're always bloody complainin'. I'm sick of hearing your stupid voice.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Nevermind, I don't really care about your bloody rollers!

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Well that's a damn shame, ain't it, precious?

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter It's the middle of the night, if you want her takin' out, you do it!

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Nah', sorry, I wont.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Sassy ain' the word, princess.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Actually, please don't! I don't wanna see that again.

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter Oh shut up an' go dress up in a stupid pink tutu or somethin'

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

@ImLindaCarter What's your problem now?

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

What you yellin' at me for now? @ImLindaCarter

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

Eastenders soon! #eastenders

[Shirley Carter @ImShirleyCarter]

Some people really need ta grow up.