Shoboy

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[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[10000 @LAMZY___]

no you cannot

[Shoboy @ImShoyemi]

Can’t sleep. Still thinking about Ivory Coast.

[Shoboy @ImShoyemi]

@OGsDontFold Everywhere in LA

[AB @AB84]

World Cup games really do just start on the dot man fuck the nba 😭😭

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

This how white people tell history

[Ch1rag.ś @Ch1ragjpg]

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Rabiot en medio de la cancha

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

I can start my healing process and forgive Amorim if he does this for me.

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

"Cuando me aburria en el partido, le daba la pelota a Lamine Yamal para volver a sacarsela".

-🎙️✍️ Diney Borges

[jd @jdayz__]

World Cup is basically my best Africans vs your best Africans

[pula$ @pulaztya]

@jdayz__ one of my homeboys said Senegal vs France is basically them playing against the academy

[Shoboy @ImShoyemi]

@Nedao454 This is the slander I’ve been needing

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Spain actively diluting this tournament for the worst

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

why do people think starting a business is a hack to escape the 9-5 grind and not something multitudes more difficult

[Shoboy @ImShoyemi]

Nmecha is Nigerian. Balogun is Nigerian.

We are winning even when we don’t qualify. #diaspara

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[Shoboy @ImShoyemi]

Propoganda I won’t be falling for

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Forget Anderson, Bouaddi is only 21 way cheaper and so much more better BRING

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.