Ian Stoddart

If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Bolsonaro denies fleeing Brazil. Where is he at the moment? And wasn’t Trumpety big on deporting illegal aliens? I’m thinking he must be illegal as he doesn’t have a passport 🤔 One rule for one etc #What

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

At least it was only the League Cup 👀

[Neil Blake @NMBLAKE]

It ended up being 21 miles, to Cotgrave and back.
Over £500 raised.
So proud of her and her mates.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Shite

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

He’s not trying to take Dowman out… Yeah Righto

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

@DavidRo63584857 😂

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Why would you not report a dog attack that left you with over 50 stitches to the police?? What if the German Shepherd attacks again, but that time the victim is smaller, weaker or even a child! #Pennant needs to have a word with himself & that’s a fact.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Good old #msn always on top of the news 😂

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

I know he gets a lot of grief, but I thought Sean Dyche came across really well in that interview.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Wondering why they bothered running Elusive Butterfly?? From 16s this morning to 11s, then drifts to 40s, I’m guessing because of the ground. They obviously knew I wouldn’t do anything #Doncaster 🤷‍♂️

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

I think the #SouthAfrican tourist board are going to have to up their game! 😳

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Nice to see @foxy219 on the BBC website 👌🏻

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

@roxyfox140978 Clarity is so much better than a truck 👌🏻

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Why are you keeping £150,000 along with £50,000 worth of jewellery in your house #Crimewatch

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

A draw away at Bayern, I’ll happily go #UpTheArse

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

@ViktheViking1 Nothing to complain about pal, I’m a lucky boy 👌🏻

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

@ViktheViking1 The result warmed up, hopefully performances will do that in the future 😜 Hope you’re well mate.

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Awful, but fortunately I’m still going #UpTheArse 😜

[Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus]

Weird how every SNP conference they say that Scotland is ready for independence 🤷‍♂️ Someone might get the idea that they were a one trick pony who care far too much about one thing instead of working on the basics that might actually help the Scots, but what do I know #What