Dalton Erickson

Teacher of Middle School and about as tall as a student

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@PatMcAfeeShow Are the Chiefs one of Warren Sharp’s teams? He did say he told teams to run a real play on a seemingly obvious hard count play didn’t he? #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT

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Shout out to my sister for getting me an espresso machine and making this quarantine bearable. #barista #coffeesnob #cappuccinoanhour

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Today a student just walked up and gave me three Hershey Kisses and said, "I got you these since I know you're not gonna get any real ones today. Boom Roasted.” #ValentinesDay

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It’s nice to see Tony Romo in a Super Bowl for a change. #SuperBowl53

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My reaction to Crimes of Grindelwald:
*sitting in stunned silence*
“Well Dang... So... Wait what?”

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Perks of shanes_got_grams coming to live in Orlando means he buys me tickets to sports events #forfree #orlandocitysoccer @ Orlando City Stadium https://t.co/5yjS9aGyKB

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Interviewer: Do you think Brazil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?

Pelé: Yes.

Interviewer: By how much?

Pelé: 1:0

Interviewer: That's it?

Pelé: Well, most of us are over 75 now.

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Well it’s official. I’m a Master Pastor. #ordained #donewithschool #moretocome

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Today in a small group I led we talked about money which is ironic since I have none. #BrokeCollegeStudent #NoMoneyNoProblems

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Being an intellectual just means you try to solve problems through research. It doesn’t mean you’re smart. - Dr. Harvey #TruthHurts #AdvancedStrategicLeadership

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Zlatan has only played one game and he has already brought the MLS to its knees. #FromDownTown #LAGalaxy

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A junior higher made a comment saying “way back in the 1990’s.” Am I really that old now?

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Fell asleep at 5pm and woke up at 2:30am. Jet lag sucks. #earlybird

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Great cappuccinos and great company in the Old City of Jerusalem!… https://t.co/Ihr05VTAMG

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See ya USA! I’m off to Israel! #HolyLand #FootstepsOfJesus #Pilgrimage

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Eating my first taco from Taco Bell in 5 months. I’m halfway through it and realizing that this is not going to end well...

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@BarSouthNCelly @Ginohard_ Rick be like, “I’ll give you $5 for it.”

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Just watched SpaceX launch from the backyard of my host family’s house. #FloridaPerks #SpaceX

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So bears were inside our gated community tonight #CityLiving #Longwood #BlackBears #LittleBear

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@jimmyskrocki Want my book list?