Evan Marchetti

Time 2006 Person Of The Year. Avid Video Gamer. Sometimes I play guitar, and sometimes I’m into memes.

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

My newest hobby is photoshopping photos of Rick Harrison into photos of my friends. Dont ask why. #PawnStars #RickHarrison #Photoshop #meme

[NWS Marquette @NWSMarquette]

Tornado Warning including Gladstone MI, Kipling MI and Perkins MI until 7:45 PM EDT

[NWS Marquette @NWSMarquette]

A tornado watch has been issued for parts of Michigan and Wisconsin until 11 PM CDT

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

BREAKING: Multiple Fortnite leakers are claiming Epic is preparing a new skin codenamed “The Legend.”
Supposedly includes:

Victory Nap emote

Tip of the Fedora pickaxe

“Built Different” loading screen

Neck Beards Supply Bag Back Bling

(Satire, Duh)

#FortniteLeaks #Fortnite

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@statusisdown Yup. Its down for me. Their website is lying and saying all services are up and running.

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

Next up on Decoding The Unknown: "Do bald people really have gold in their heads? (The answer is yes)"

[Simon Whistler @SimonWhistler]

@ImTheMarchetti @jamessmurray its the only way we can survive the people hunting for the gold in our heads

[Simon Whistler @SimonWhistler]

@ImTheMarchetti @jamessmurray its the only way we can survive the people hunting for the gold in our heads

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@TheConsoleGuru

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

When i realized one of my favorite bald guys, @SimonWhistler, was followed by another one of my favorite bald guys, @jamessmurray, my whole world was blown. I guess the bald really do stick together. #impracticaljokers #SimonWhistler #YouTube

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

Maybe the real Red Mirage were the friends we made along the way. Jokes aside, I didn't vote for Trump, but it seems he won fairly. If you don't like him, we gotta move on and get ready to vote in 2028. Have a good night, yall. Can't win 'em all. GG no re don't @ me #Election

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@XTweetUser @WheeljacksInner @Darkobsidion3 @PlayStation this guy out here copy pasting the same message, seemingly hundreds of times...must think if he keeps saying it, that makes it true? Looking at his post history, all he does is spam the same images or messages. Man is determined to be seen by sheer number of spam posts he makes

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@detectivesim on PS5. I keep getting this glitch, which is activated by either looking through security footage or bringing up the evidence board and menu. The glitch makes my screen tainted white, and every person and item invisible. Then I have to reload the save to fix it.

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@charlieINTEL Remember Activisions golden rule- no one can have fun with their games unless they approve of it first!

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@PapaHetlive my birthday was a few days ago, all I want for my birthday is for you to thank me for saying "bless you" when you sneezed....the show was one of the best nights of my life seriously tho, than you @Metallica and everyone behind the scenes who made this possible!

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

I was gonna see slash live in 2 days. When I heard it was canceled, I was disappointed, but when I found out why, i was heartbroken for him. Take all the time you need @Slash. Me, and so many fans completely understand the decision. I'll try to catch a future show!

[Slash @Slash]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the S.E.R.P.E.N.T tour regrettably has to cancel the below performances. Refunds will be available at points of purchase.

July 22 – Cincinnati, OH – PNC Pavilion at Riverbend
July 24 – Interlochen, MI – Interlochen Center for the Arts
July 25 – Huber Heights, OH – Rose Music Center
July 27 – Windsor, ON – The Colosseum at Caesars Windsor

The S.E.R.P.E.N.T tour will resume in Toronto on July 28, 2024at Budweiser Stage.

We love our fans and apologize for any inconvenience this has cause.

Tickets for all remaining dates are available now at https://t.co/XEA9CM4Hwp
#slashnews

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@fricknanco_ @flowron17 @A_Ral10 The 4 horsemen of the Smearpocolypse, christmas camp ain't ready for these 🐐s

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

Stealing this idea

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

Fat L for the "Indian Nostradamus" who predicted World War 3 would start yesterday, seeing as yesterday is over and no WW3 yet. Special thanks to my phone for sending me that story as a notification, tho.

#WW3

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@Behaviour I played the most broken DBD game last night, either fix your game or ban these people for cheating please! Not sure if it was really buggy or if these were cheaters.

https://t.co/z7zr0vhGFk

#deadbydaylight #dbd

[Evan Marchetti @ImTheMarchetti]

@A_Ral10 @dietsgtpepper Haven't logged into Twitter in weeks and this is what I come back to