LifeAsIBlowIt

I always get the straw in a Capri Sun on my first try

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I know it's technically assuming people's gender but I always refer to customers as ma'am or sir. I cant help it. It's how I was raised. My mother was southern and my father was a sub/bottom.
#AndOtherStuffWhoresSay

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@LightOnLiberty Lie

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@nicksortor 🖕

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@elonmusk360news Lie

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@DHSgov Here we go....ethnic cleansing. 🙄 I hope I'm wrong about religion fake and yall have to answer for your crimes for eternity.

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@chrislhayes 💔

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I just watched The Black-ening and the bad guy was literally just Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
#TheBlackening #SupremeCourt #SCOTUS #ClarenceThomas

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@omgheyrose

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@WUTangKids A Law And Order SVU suspect lineup...

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@ottersquatter @artiomboy You both look like you're arguing over who gets to bottom.

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@GOPChairwoman Yikes. What a sellout. Whatever Romney

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@mattgaetz She's to old for you

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@GOPChairwoman Hey Romney
Is it a sign of a healthy nation when a few barely elected members of congress representing mostly roving bands of coyotes can inflict financial armageddon because it plays well on Fox...?
Stfu

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@tedcruz Is it a sign of a healthy nation when a few barely elected members of congress representing mostly roving bands of coyotes can inflict financial armageddon because it plays well on Fox...?
Stfu

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@GOP Is it a sign of a healthy nation when a few barely elected members of congress representing mostly roving bands of coyotes can inflict financial armageddon because it plays well on Fox...?
Stfu.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Stfu

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@WhitneyCummings whats that thing you say "if your angry eat something if you think everyone is talking about you take a nap....." I know it's useful but can't remember

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@Matthewbigcock This is how you get a haunted dick. Beating it in front of what's clearly witch's cabin.

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@CSalvatore I can't wait to find out. Cause I know I won't be a fan when I do. Judging congenital adult sexual behavior is such ugly bitch energy.

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@CSalvatore Quuer eye?

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@chrislhayes Like....why