Trump's Wobbly Dentures

Leader/Destroyer of Free World. 🔥+🗽=💰💰💰 I have all the best words. #covfefe

[Trump's Wobbly Dentures @ImTrumpBITCH]

When I go to prison I will have the most ever conjugal visits involving a disgraced former president.

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I don't like presidenting anymore I just want to go home now.

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@Eeindc Which of those bother you exactly? Clean Power? Equality in the workplace?

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National Day of Prayer prayers ANSWERED. https://t.co/4DFFdSbZIF

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@SethAbramson Ron Howard narration: She did not.

[Trump's Wobbly Dentures @ImTrumpBITCH]

Yes. Yes he did. https://t.co/Ca8uNGfxLS

[Trump's Wobbly Dentures @ImTrumpBITCH]

Here's a handy guide of alt-right vs. alt-left.

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4) ... Sincerely, The Breakfast Club.

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3) ... a cabaret in Berlin. Therefore, we will be repurposing our energies to a much sterner resistance. We hope you will join us....

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2) ... the danger of diminishing what is now a real, and growing, threat. All attempts at humor, as far as we are concerned, are now a...

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1) To Our Many Admirers Who Admire Us. Unfortunately, our time is at an end. The joke we have attempted to make of Donald Trump now runs...

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And by "many sides" I am, of course, including the Hasidim.

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And Kim Jong Un has a girl's name! So there!

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I'd like to thank Putin for keeping my pee tapes off the 'net -- NOT easy in this day and age.

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@SimonMaloy @JHowieJr It's the oft-forgotten first thing they teach you in law school: love.

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Suck my D, @AARP! https://t.co/1NVo8UeGnU

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump admin to end Obama rule allowing nursing home residents to sue for mistreatment: https://t.co/f4V5EelF4f

[Trump's Wobbly Dentures @ImTrumpBITCH]

I finally understand what this song is all about. https://t.co/MlKzXAPSLW

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Hey! Wadaya mean "look like"?! https://t.co/bhSATsCWN7

[Maureen David 🗣🌈🥊 @MaureenDavid17]

Former Ethics Chief Warns That Trump Could Make U.S. Look Like A 'Kleptocracy' https://t.co/9945yA18bJ

[Trump's Wobbly Dentures @ImTrumpBITCH]

...those dishes break so easily! https://t.co/i5ZEQOhdDM

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am very disappointed in China. Our foolish past leaders have allowed them to make hundreds of billions of dollars a year in trade, yet...

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Repeal, shmepeal. Melania FINALLY sent me my beloved @squattypotty. Crisis averted!