Tyler Brown

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

@elonmusk bruh why did you do that nazi salute on TV???

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Bruh the wolves in American Primeval breaking into the cabin....that was silly, come on. That scene did not need to exist.

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

As Metallica once said "my lifestyle determines my fartstyle"

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Do ya'll even like math rock? Tonight at Kling Thing

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Today the movie "Idiocracy" feels like less like a satire and more like a prophecy

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

Had to hold my breath in the voting box because someone next to me farded or shidded

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

Can't stop thinking about what if someone farted in A Quiet Place

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

Ya'll better get ur butts to Kling Thing this Friday for a rootin' tootin' good time! A Country Western is coming through. They aren't a country band, but in fact, a ROCK band that writes some really good bangers. Come witness them and hear some new @funcom420 tracks

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@theydalorian 100 percent agree with this. This is just some random hotel in the middle of nowhere surrounded by farmland, and their food is incredible. Had a pizza made by a guy in a food truck and it's one of the best pizzas I've ever had. It seems almost effortless here to make a good meal

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I just got goosebumps eating this duck dipped in mushroom sauce. The potatoes have an Indian curry flavor mixed in. One of the greatest thing I have ever had the pleasure of eating. This is the 1st time I have insisted in telling the waiter "please give compliments to the chef"

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Kind of crazy to think about all the time you could spend creating art instead of consuming it

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Should I list my mint sealed VHS copy of The Goonies for $1000?

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I wonder if anybody has ever tried to illegally download "Monster's Ball" and accidentally got the Pokémon movie "Monster Ball" instead LOL

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

Just drove past Billy Bob Thornton's tour bus and screamed "BILLY! BILLY I LOVE YOU! MONSTERS BALL!"

[Tyler Brown @ImTylerBrown]

Should I be the dog from Daft Punk's "Da Funk" video for Halloween? Considering it...

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A Country Western is coming to Kling Thing 10/25. You don't want to miss this gig. This will be a back porch banger

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@MCMClown

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Ya'll ever have a thought on how sick your "estate sale" will be? It's probably a little early for me to be thinking about that. But I have so many rare VHS tapes and games. Whoever runs my estate sale will be judged in the afterlife based on the prices they put on my stuff.

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@MCMClown Now you got me thinking...it would be fun to write up a will of who gets all my weird things. Who do I give my autographed Elijah Wood LOTR tape to? Who would get my taxidermied aligator hand? Who gets my Rush Hour 2 water bottle?

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I made a music video for "washed" by Funeral Commercial. What do you think Twitter fam? Smash a like and retweet.

https://t.co/gUY0F3kIqP