I'm a hoss.

Don't just act like a hoss. Be a hoss.

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S/O to @RadiantPhysics for being a physics hoss!! Keep doing hossome things!!

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Sup

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And the coveted 2015 Hoss of the Year award goes to @Andrea_bocelli8! Congratulations to you and the runner-up @The_Real_Lucy! #HossAwards

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In a tight race @Call_Me_Wallow wins our 2015 Dedicated Hoss Award! #HossAwards

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Please to give our 2015 Hossome Service Award to @74_Boone! Keep on representing HOSSES worldwide #HossAwards

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Our 2015 Comeback Hoss of the Year goes to @ChaseDorman! #HossAwards

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Congratulations to @MasonDermott for winning our 2015 Most Improved Hoss of the Year award! Keep on being a HOSS #HossAwards

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Proud to announce that @Bohj97 is the recipient of our 2015 Hoss Spirit award! #HossAwards

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Congratulations to @tyriqkeiyan for winning our 2015 Rookie Hoss of the year award! Excited to see what you can do in 2016 #HossAwards

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When hippos get upset, their sweat turns red! #hippoHOSSamus

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HAHA WOW I HAVENT TWEETED IN A WHILE BUT DONT WORRY IM STILL A HOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Hoss ball, dead or alive”
https://t.co/3RPqv7jF8K

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When I ask a chump if they’re a hoss https://t.co/fZ4hWgqwh0

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The medical term for brain freeze is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia! #HOSSFREEZE

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When a non-hoss tries to explain why he’s a hoss https://t.co/5N3iU7ShhW

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YOUR FEMUR IS STRONGER THAN CONCRETE. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE #hossomeBones

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When even your wife gets pissed that you’re not a hoss https://t.co/CPVr9n72Rz

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Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA level C. Idk why but it that gets me hype

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IT TAKES SLOTHS TWO WEEKS TO DIGEST FOOD MAN THEY DO EVERYTHING SO SLOW LIKE YOU ARE NOT A HOSS STEP UP YOUR GAME

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That’s what you get for imitating a Hoss Trooper https://t.co/DSnx0viN7X