Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Omar Khan heard all the talking. And said suck my balls, I’m working. No more Van Jefferson’s and Allen Robinsons. Went and got us a god damn doggggg. Gonna fck around and make me a believer again. The cycle repeats.