David Lemon

life is easy when you're beautiful (life's not fair but it's nearly over dying's cheaper than growing older)

[David Lemon @Im_DavidLemon]

"Cross my heart and hope for better days ahead, get out of this weather, I'm not getting over it, just getting used to this, over and over and over and over and..."

I mean this with my whole ass heart, I saw my favorite band play my favorite song, and I can die blissfully now.

[David Lemon @Im_DavidLemon]

@Wiz_D2 I found MANY.

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@Wiz_D2 Wiz. They hate women. It’s woke.

Soon as I saw Jessica from True Blood in the trailer for God of War I thought “oh boy I can open then internet right now and find a man that’s furious about this”

[David Lemon @Im_DavidLemon]

@Wiz_D2 Well no because then I would have to not only be giving money to someone who has enough, but then I’d also have the embarrassment of having the symbol next to my name that said I did so.

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Every time I come on this app I’m so very glad my brain is capable of not taking something and making it my whole personality. Because when it dies, LIKE ALL THINGS DO, I can avoid crying as an adult over a video game. Bless up.

Lemme explain:

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@Wiz_D2 You can be upset, you can’t be “I’m gonna kill an employee because this is their faults” upset.

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@Wiz_D2 Oh fuck man I’m not calling out the positive game changers, builders, braytech shit like that oh man no.

I’m talking about the dude who posted a map of the area surrounding bungie, the groups calling for revenge on marathon devs, the weird 15 tweet manifesto. The WEIRDOS.

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@Wiz_D2 I’m not upset because people are upset, I’m upset because of what they’re doing and how it affects other people.

Schools shooter vibes type of shit dude. It’s simply not cool.

Manifestos and fake letters dude.

If someone gets hurt over this then what?

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@Wiz_D2 They are threatening people’s lives and trying to dox devs wiz.

It’s fucking problematic and can’t be ignored dude. You are a homie but be realistic about what’s happening in this god forsaken app.

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@Wiz_D2 So a game shutting down makes it okay for the community to throw a tantrum that involves saying devs weren’t bullied enough, threatening their lives and their own lives, calling people slurs that disagree with them? All that’s okay with you.

If that’s the community I’m good lmao

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@Wiz_D2 Again, passion does not equal obsession and I feel like you’re skipping over that part a lot.

Obsession is not healthy according to everyone and thing.

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@Wiz_D2 Another failing game development company has to fire an entire department again, where have I seen this before?

Oh. Bungie. The last time they dog walked their employees.

Writing manifestos to Sony is also insane but go off.

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@Wiz_D2 There’s having hobbies, I have them, video games(multiple), drawing, tattoos. But there’s having them. And making them your entire personality. In my life I have only ever reacted to the death of a family member and close friends in this fashion because video games are a HOBBY.

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@Wiz_D2 And it’s all so silly because again lemme remind everyone that it is a FUCKING VIDEO GAME.

I’m obsessed with Deadlock, if valve shut it down I’d be like “oh damn” and move on because I have other stuff to do and play. I didn’t buy a quad digit priced PC to ONLY play Destiny 2

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@Wiz_D2 Just because the ones who are having a funeral still found sanctuary in the same content doesn’t mean everyone else felt their time they had was valued in the video game. It’s very simple. People finally caught on and moved on. They aren’t criminals for doing so either.

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It’s a fucking Jorge skin, was I not supposed to replace my turrets with warthog turrets? Pfft.

[David Lemon @Im_DavidLemon]

Other games are fun, going outside is fun, concerts are fun, festivals are fun, amusement parks are fun, but what can’t be fun is complaining about the same game for 12 years to then cry when it dies. Y’all hated it and now that it’s gone you’re like “I NEED THIS”

Weird.

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We grew up together on the game and grew up enough to realize there’s MORE TO LIFE THAN DESTINY 2. It was gonna die, the signs were there. You guys were too busy wearing parasocial colored glasses to accept and understand it. I’ve played so many OTHER games, BECAUSE THEY EXIST.