Bart Simpson

Im a Shark ya just Koi fish...Whatelse Octupus...Oysters.....♕ Blah Blah Blah Im A _____. . . #FreeAquillah

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

Y’all meme cards getting revoked 😭😭

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

Why yall letting that white man say nigga?

[Sonny @SonnyDigital]

I’m not even trying to be funny but at first I thought this was some kind of parody skit.

Idk , it might be time for xxl to retire the freshman thing.

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

You could write your phone number, shit even your social security number, but you gone have to rumble the manager for that 20% cause I’m not coming up off 40% for the same meal 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Miss Velora @amna49854]

Had a $262 table leave me a $1 tip tonight because they thought the service charge was gratuity.

And honestly, this is one of the most exhausting parts of restaurant work now.

Every place handles service charges differently, so people are confused — but at a lot of restaurants, that fee does NOT go to servers.

So now we’re out here handwriting “service charge is not a tip ♡” on checks just to avoid getting accidentally stiffed.

Most guests aren’t even trying to be rude. They genuinely think they already tipped.

But after enough nights like this, it wears on you.

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

I mean she a white woman so it tracks 🤷🏿‍♂️

[colin @colinkord3i]

👀👀👀

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@SomaKazima2 They told her from the jump they beat dogshit outta bitches, and she definitely beat dog shit outta her lol

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@dontblameitonKC @slowly_blowme

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@darden let me buy @BahamaBreeze , send your people to talk to my people

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@BostonSatire @AmericanAir AA once damaged my suitcase, "sent" it to Dallas to get repaired and told
Me they would reach out when it was repaired, two weeks when I reached out they said that I waited too long, they wouldn’t pay for a replacement suitcase and they didnt know where my bag was, I was just SOL

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

MI6 going band for band with the CIA right now lol

[• @GzzUp_]

Wtf ??

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@SGTWipper1Each

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@beyoncegarden To be fair, he pushed him first so….

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

THESE are the pretty wings Maxwell was singing about 🎶🎶🎶

[Matt Price (Mr. Make It Happen) @MrMake1tHappen]

24 hour brine.. deep fried then smothered.. these turkey wings are gonna be special

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

Why the Fuck is that cat on the counter, you black you know better..

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Thanksgiving cancelled

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When u shut the fridge door and hear a bunch of stuff tumblin down and u leave it for the Next person

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

Speak for yourself, cause ain’t NO non-black people me and my folks don’t play about

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

The list of Non-Black people that black people DONT PLAY ABOUT:

Adam Sandler
Adele
Al Pacino
Betty White
Bill Nye
Bob Barker
Bobby Caldwell
Bob Ross
Bruce Lee
Chris Evans
Deniro
Dolly Parton
Ed Sheeran
Elliot Stabler
Glenn Close
Hayley Williams
Hardy Boyz
Harry Potter
Jackie Chan
Jane Fonda
Jeff Goldblum
Jerry Springer
Jim Carrey
Jon B
Judge Judy
Kathy Bates
Keanu Reeves
Marilyn Monroe
Maury
Meryl Streep
Mr. Rogers
Olivia Benson
Paul Wall
Paul Walker
Princess Diana
RDJ
Reba
Robin Williams
Sarah Paulson
Selena
Seth Rogen
Steve from Blue’s Clues
Steve Irwin
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Teena Marie
& Tony Hawk

… DASSIT. 🤣

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

@MARLEY_4_2_0 @James281332715 @handleitgrips Forced reset trigger

[Bart Simpson @Im_Going_Postal]

"He took em down by the pounds" is diabolical lol

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔞🪩 @emmaspharmacy]

just found out from my bouncer friend that the guy I was talking to over the summer has the nickname of torta pounder by the security of said club cause he a regular 💔

[Jake @JakeWally]

FUCK ANDREW CUOMO
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT
FUCK BILLIONAIRES
FUCK DAVE PORTNOY
FUCK BILL ACKMAN
FUCK ELON MUSK
FUCK ERIC ADAMS
FUCK MICHAEL RAPPOPORT
FUCK DEBRA MESSING
FUCK CHUCK SCHUMER
FUCK AMY SCHUMER