I am Hard

Life’s hard, I am harder

[I am Hard @Im_Hard420]

I want nothing to do with that daddy bullshit. Call me Gabe instead. (That’s my step dads name he was so freaking cool man)
#thedadwhosteppedup

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If you don’t know Charles Brenton Huggins, you don’t know ball #NCAA

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Now that the government shutdown is over, RELEASE THE MR BEAST FLIGHT LOGS #feastables

[Boğaçhan @Bogachan_1071]

@theamelia__ Women and mothers in law.

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Dick: Hey, balls
Balls: oh waddup, dick
Asshole : *poops

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This new bidet has my butthole looking like a hubba bubba. It squeaks when I walk #bubblegumpink

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@AgathaChocolats My moms fat ass boyfriend sat down

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

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Escalators are beta. Grown ass man can’t walk up the stairs? You want the toilet to poop for you too? #michael

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“I think I’m going to grow my hair out.” You’ve been drinking milk bro

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Pegging isn’t gay it’s literally a GIRL wearing a strap-on! If you don’t find that hot you’re a weirdo in my book

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Times are tough. Does anyone know if Goodwill sells condoms?

[I am Hard @Im_Hard420]

Is Rango a true story?

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Haven’t pooped in two weeks. The fecal matter build up is starting to press up against my prostate. This kinda rocks

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God I’m so hard