'El PATRON'

NOT YOUR MATE!!!
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[Arc A_wahab🇳🇬 @A_wahab_I]

Yusuf Buhari minded his business throughout his dad's administration. One accident on a power bike and the South was shouting, not even sympathizing, they never cared whether he was dead or alive. Their main problem was where he got the money to buy a ₦15 million bike 😂😂
Today, Seyi's convoy is worth ₦4 billion, moving around like he is the VP and nobody is moving a muscle.

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Ronaldo won his last ever Ballon D’or at the age of 32. Messi won 3 more Ballon D’ors after turning 33.

Do you understand it now?

[Ajé | the Gohighlevel Guy @Aje_Dynamicz]

For those interested

Here's the job description and client info
Thank you

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

Lil nino will be with you shortly.

[Muhammad Malumfashi @m_malumfashi]

They say bandits are Wahabis. When you show them photos of many of them being Darika adherents, they go mute. They call them Lakurawa, but many of them celebrate Maulud. But there is this uncommon audacity to punch Izala.

[I.U Wali.™️ @Ibnwalee]

Very useless people. You’d think they are actually rushing to do something useful, but no, it’s just brazen impunity. A very useless country!!

[🔴Innocent soul🔴🤐 @sirdeeqabakar]

I brought one Cristian to our house Maman mu tace “Sadiq jaye jaye harda Arna”Nace Yana jinki, Tace karya nayi mishi🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤌🏾

[Extraordinary Ustaz 👳🏾‍♂️📿 @bapphah]

“Shehu Tijjani Mushe Ne, Ibrahim Kaulaha Mushe ne , Ayyatullahi Khaumani Mushe ne ya Dade da Mutuwa”

Inji Yahaya Masassuka 😂 🤣

[Typical Aboki @Proud_Aboki]

“Babu Mai bin Dariqa Sai Mahukaci kuma Jahlili” 😂💔

Shehun Malami Yahaya Masassuka 😂

[Arc Hamzee @Hamza_Uzairu]

IZALA is one of the problems you mentioned? You clearly saw a dimwit from the TIJJANIYYA sect openly attack an IZALA Imam in sokoto. You also saw those foolish TIJJANIYYA followers in Kano openly threaten to kill Sheikh Lawal Triumph. And you clearly saw the celebrations by some TIJJANIYYA followers following the death of Dr. Idris Dutsen Tanshi. Yet, you still have the audacity to blame IZALA?

IZALA lost two prominent scholars years ago, but they didn't go around blaming other sects for their deaths. Are you so dumb that you can't even remember that?

Haka za ku mutu da haushin IZALA, wallahi, yadda kakanninku suka mutu da shi. Munafukan banza, munafukan wofi. Mushrikan banza kawai!

[Mohammed @Mansaah_Musa]

EFCC basic Salary for GL8 is around ₦160,000–₦200,000 monthly according to multiple sources.

Don't be expecting ₦400,000 and above o 😂

[N @MbabuFUT]

Noticing

[Melek Rēmayā 🇻🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ReginaldOD54088]

Abiy Ahmed is a Christian.

[EasyDesigner @iamkadirii]

Na the full salary you give out be that or close maybe 380k

[Daily Trust @daily_trust]

FACT CHECK: No Evidence Tinubu Executed ₦9trn Projects In Kano As Pakistan Claimed
https://t.co/ViJFW4bo2t

[voice-of-Fulɓe @Fulani_Tutor]

Bandits entered our Estate yesterday and Abducted people, ya salam I’ve never been this scared in my life. This government has done nothing but to destroy our lives. Wai ace mutum in ya kwanta kullum yana cikin fargaba.
Millenium city kaduna needs to be secured and protected.
We are tired
I’m so traumatized 💔💔

[Atu.Ng 🎀(Rtw Brand) @ItzMisschaos]

Abu tun kana jin shi a nesa har yazo kusa.

Akwai negligence na gwamnati, Amma yaran talakawa basa so ayi magana.

Muna cikin masifa, kungiyar yaran talakawa ta media na ihun A4A.

Yan uwa mu na cikin tashin hankali a millennium city, shegu since politics ne

Allah ka tsine ma azzalumai da masu kare su!

[BigTime @KingANAD]

Kayi murnan kashe sheikh jafar
Kayi murnan kashe sheikh Albany
Kaji dadin mutuwar sheikh Dr Idris

Amma yanzu Kai kake zagin masu yin abunda kayi a baya, sannu Munafuki nace sannu Munafuki

Ita murnan mutuwa gaba daya bata da anfani, Amma tabbas wasu sun mutu sun huta, wasu sun mutu an huta

[Mustapha Bulama @Bulamacartoons]

🚨 MILLENNIUM CITY AGAIN!

Nurus Siraj Estate in Millennium City, Kaduna, was attacked last night, with an unconfirmed number of people reportedly abducted.

How many more attacks must occur before decisive action is taken? The people of Millennium City cannot continue to live at the mercy of bandits!
@ubasanius @PoliceNG @DHQNigeria @OfficialDSSNG @officialABAT

[Atiku Abubakar @atiku]

TINUBU MUST EXPLAIN LUXURY SUV GIFTS TO APC YOUTHS WHILE NIGERIANS GO HUNGRY — ATIKU.

Former Vice President and African Democratic Congress presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar has accused President Bola Tinubu of presiding over a grotesque spectacle of executive excess: the reported distribution of 2026 model luxury SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, to APC youth leaders while millions of Nigerians are crushed by hunger and soaring costs.

Atiku said it was a brazen insult to ask Nigerians to endure hardship while party loyalists receive vehicles worth a fortune. He demanded an immediate public explanation from President Tinubu and the Presidency: who is paying for these SUVs, and why is such lavish political spending taking place while ordinary families struggle to afford food and transport?

In a statement issued by Phrank Shaibu, Director of Strategic Communication of the ADC Presidential Campaign Council, Atiku said:

"The APC National Youth Leader says these vehicles were donated by First Lady Oluremi Tinubu. Nigerians deserve to know where the money came from to buy and distribute so many 2026 model SUVs, each worth more than ₦150 million, for political mobilisation.

"The First Lady holds no elected or executive office.She is only a domestic appendage of the office of President. Were these vehicles bought with her personal funds, donations or public resources? Who paid for them? What was the total cost? The Presidency must provide a clear account. Nigerians cannot be expected to accept a fleet of extraordinarily expensive vehicles for party loyalists without knowing who financed them.

"At a time families cannot afford food, transport and other basic necessities, these gifts are a brazen insult to the people. The government has found a way to provide luxury SUVs for APC youth leaders, yet millions of Nigerians are still waiting for meaningful relief from the cost of living crisis. This is not merely a question of misplaced priorities. It is one of the most outlandish displays of executive recklessness in our history.

"First, APC women leaders reportedly received luxury vehicles. Now, according to the National Youth Leader, APC youth leaders are receiving SUVs from the First Lady. The earlier gifts came on the eve of the abduction of schoolchildren in Oyo State. Now another lavish round of political giving is taking place while Nigerians face hunger, insecurity and hardship.

"While Nigerians continue to ask where the savings from subsidy removal have gone, the Presidency must explain how such costly gifts are being funded. If the vehicles were paid for privately, the source of the funds should be disclosed. If public resources were used, the government must identify who authorised the spending and under what legal authority.

"The scale of these gifts raises grave questions about whether our collective patrimony is being diverted to buy political loyalty. Nigeria cannot be run as a captured state, where wealth and influence serve the powerful while ordinary citizens are left to struggle.

"The same youth leader who made the gifts public is reportedly travelling by private jet. That image of extraordinary privilege stands in jarring contrast to the hardship facing ordinary Nigerians. The Presidency must stop treating questions about wealth and spending as an inconvenience. Nigerians have a right to ask where the money came from.

"Nor is this culture of privilege confined to party officials; it reaches the very household of the President. His own son, Mr Seyi Tinubu, has been pictured, in widely circulated images, wearing a Richard Mille RM 67-02 Sébastien Ogier, a timepiece that sells for close to half a million dollars ($500k), while the same government asks ordinary Nigerians to endure hardship, tighten their belts and wait patiently for relief that never seems to arrive.