Samuel

Misanthropic 👾 Alternate realities are more fun.

[Managing Barça @ManagingBarca]

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑É𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈! 🤩🎂

Today, Lionel Messi celebrates his 39th birthday – and looks back on a career that is second to none. 🇦🇷✨

🏆 World Champion
🏆 4x Champions League Winner
🏆 3x UEFA Super Cup Winner
🏆 10x Spanish Champion
🏆 7x Spanish Cup Winner
🏆 7x Spanish Super Cup Winner
🏆 2x French Champion
🏆 1x French Super Cup Winner
🏆 2x Copa América Winner
🏆 3x FIFA Club World Cup Winner
🏆 Olympic Champion 2008
🏆 U20 World Champion 2005
🏆 1x MLS Cup Champion

🥇 8x Ballon d’Or
🥇 6x Golden Shoe
🥇 16x Footballer of the Year
🥇 4x World Footballer
🥇 3x European Footballer of the Year
🥇 Golden Boy 2005
🥇 Record Goalscorer for Argentina
🥇 Record Goalscorer for FC Barcelona

👕 Games: 1158
⚽️ Goals: 916
🎯 Assists: 414
🎩 Hat-Tricks: 61
🏆 Trophies: 48

From Rosario to Barcelona to the greatest title of all: the World Cup triumph in Qatar. Messi has broken nearly every record, won every major title, and shaped an entire generation.

39 years old. A living legend. 🐐👑

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

39.

I’ll never take a single day of watching Lionel Messi play football for granted.

Growing up and witnessing his entire journey has been one of the greatest privileges of my life.

Because there’s a feeling Messi gives you that simply can’t be explained. If you’re not a Messi fan, you’ll never truly understand it.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

The only active player with MORE Trophies than his age

🐐

[Samuel @Im_Sam_30]

Happy Birthday to the Best itw 🐐👑✨

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

⚽ 916 Goals
🅰️ 414 Assists

🏆 8× Ballon d'Or winner
🏆 8× FIFA World Player/FIFA The Best
👟 6× European Golden Shoe winner
🏆 2× Laureus World Sportsman of the Year

🏆 FIFA World Cup (2022)
🏆 2× Copa América winner (2021, 2024)
🏅 2022 FIFA World Cup Golden Ball winner
⚽ All-time top scorer for Argentina
🎯 All-time assist leader for Argentina
👕 Most appearances for Argentina

🏆 10× La Liga champion
🏆 4× UEFA Champions League winner
🏆 7× Copa del Rey winner
🏆 8× Spanish Super Cup winner

🏆 2× Ligue 1 champion with Paris Saint-Germain
🏆 1× Trophée des Champions winner

🏆 1× Leagues Cup winner with Inter Miami

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 🐐

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Ankara Messi then.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

One man stands above them all...

Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 18
Miroslav Klose 🇩🇪 16
Ronaldo 🇧🇷 15
Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 14
Gerd Müller 🇩🇪 14
Just Fontaine 🇫🇷 13
Pelé 🇧🇷 12

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The GOAT saved it for something way more special than just a pen. The most classic Messi goal, it was meant to be.

This guy man, makes me emotional. 😭

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

MATCHDAY!!!!!! 🇦🇷🙏

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Woke up at 3am to watch Lionel Messi.

Got work in an hour.

One day, there won’t be any more 3am alarms to watch him play.

That’s why it’s always worth it.

[Samuel @Im_Sam_30]

Amen 🙏🏽💪🏽

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Leo Messi

[total Barça @totalBarca]

The biggest disgrace in football history is Messi leaving Europe 3 YEARS AGO

We missed out on years of this shit

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Even Haaland, who had an incredible performance of his own today, was in awe of Messi's legendary performance 😂

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

GREATEST EVER.

[Samuel @Im_Sam_30]

Eternal ✨✨

[total Barça @totalBarca]

It's 2026. We are celebrating a goal from Leo Messi.

[Samuel @Im_Sam_30]

Almost 39, coming off an injury and dropping an Hattrick on the biggest stage! Joint top scorer in the history of the tournament tooo!💥💥
Thank you God for letting me watch this guy create absolute magic❤️🙏🏽
#Messi
#WC26

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Lionel Messi.

AGAIN.

[Anabella💙❤️ @AnabellaMarvy]

Thank You God, for allowing me to witness Messi play football in my generation

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Formula 1 @F1]

The moment of victory!

#F1 #BarcelonaGP @LewisHamilton