randy biersnack

WV Native🌄 A well-mannered lunatic. I'm like a meme: I'm funny, but do you really take me seriously?

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Blessed with wonderful, loving, and caring coworkers ; cursed by a soulless, heartless, inhumane corporation

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

My 15yo brother in law found my crochet kit that I gave up on ages ago and is now teaching himself how to crochet

If he learns and is good at it, I will be so proud but also pissed because I was horrible at it🤣

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

“I’m so sorry all you inherited from me was no boobs, wide hips, and anxiety.” -My mother 6/16/24

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Really a treat we don’t deserve to have Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan putting out music at the same time rn. I’ve never felt more femme tbh

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Little Women is not an easy watch for someone with a complicated/estranged relationship with their sisters 🥴

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

My Mamaw needs her pace maker replaced and we have to threaten her to keep her from weedeating 🙄

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

My fiancé has perfected the curation of a girl dinner and I couldn’t be more in love

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Sorry I’m not taking credit advice from someone who’s had to file bankruptcy multiple times 🥴

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Pray for me. I’m not sick or nothing, my extended family is just here for a very late bday party for my mom because the beach vacation and home renovations I booked for her and paid for were not good enough and they needed to do something “better” for her lmao

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Sometimes I’m reminded of how my friend and I were dating guys that had the same name but no one liked her bf, so we all called him “Beta [name redacted]”, then both relationships ended eventually because they were both serial cheaters. Turned out they were both betas ig 🥴😂

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

For the last year life has been all lemons, and no sugar to make lemonade

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Making big moves and hitting milestones is so fucking tough when you know it’s what they would’ve wanted for you, but it doesn’t feel right without them there to celebrate with you

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Alex: “what’s quartz good for?”
“I… don’t know? Not a crystal girly. Ask Karls.”
“Okay. Well we‘ve had a piece of quartz in our window for a while now so I’d say it’s fully charged for whatever it’s for!”😅

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

I’m just tryna make big moves over here😅

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Taking my dad to look at houses with me was one of the most agitating experiences of my entire life. Comparable only to learning to drive when I was 15. 🙃

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

I stand corrected. No amount of stories from my family/friends could have prepared me for the frustration that is obtaining a mortgage loan🥴🥹

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

Working overtime last week and barely seeing any difference on my paycheck is annoying as fuuuuuck

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I made it clear to Alex that I do NOT like diamonds, the look of them or the humanitarian issues attached to them. He found a gorgeous antique ring for a crazy good price that I absolutely LOVE, but some of the side eyes I’ve received when people see it?? Vain af.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I proposed to Katherine with a ring passed down from my grandmother and I’m in an extremely chill community that does not like wealth displays and I /still/ got shit about it. Rein it in, folks.

[randy biersnack @Im_So_Overrated]

“Hey smells like your van is burning oil”
Yeah, dummy it’s a 2005 with almost 300k miles on it. She burn some oil🥴

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Alex, very high pitched and to the tune of You’re Beautiful: “Can I hit yooour vape, in a secludeddd place?”