The Dragon

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The Pinned Ones

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@pinkchyu ...

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 More Americans now use marijuana daily than drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes.

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@TedLogan1010 this bitch calls it a .jif

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@TheWyteRabbit1 k.

so what about hexadecimal, binary, trinary and base-50 systems of counting? the others?

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i am all about This shit.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

You are not ready for this conversation…

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@CNviolations „IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!„

disguised as something else entirely..

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@UipznQbsxo0gpk i cycle through like 12 of you on rotation; your butt is a solid 6, calm down.

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@Aprivate67 i don't want a girlfriend i need to call "Jim", but we can probably bang some out before she actually decides to do something about the fact she isn't around to try to stop me.

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one you use to cook some pot-stickers, the other makes dumplings.

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„asian vs black pussy?”

one you bow before and after, the other you make her bow.

one you eat, the other eats you.

one you stir fry, the other you Crisco and go.

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she's 9 years old today. in a couple hours.

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@willowtheghoth i've been told i'm a Solid 6.

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@iamasiadoll there is a whole slew of jokes to be thrown here.

"the best laid plans.."

"why, so you can bail last minute anyway?"

something about "plans to expose a/my bone"

https://t.co/pLbx2jaSCb

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@Willowthegothh you're so pretty when you look up at me with eyes that beg.

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@dilarabuber well, generally speaking, if a man has "chest-icles" or "breast-icles" it means he needs to lose some weight, so.. congrats to the 8% who don't care about being "flab-ulous".

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damn, look at that trickle down..

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes are now dog maxxing

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@iamasiadoll i'll see your cleavage (ha), and raise you Grey sweatpants with a nap-time chubby while sleeping on the couch.

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@Raissatravels refs don't get to play; you holding the camera?

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@Raissatravels no, but i'll hold your hips so you don't fall in while i do..

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@Ava_starz @emmie_can that first picture; i fully anticipate that is the face you will make about 93.27% of the time when you look at me.