The Mouse

Highbrow pro-wrestling humorist. 2011 WWE Slammy Award Winner - Critter Moment of the Year! Organizer of the prestigious Mouse Awards.

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When HHH had influence over his own career he never ever would have accepted being booked they way he books the current roster.

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If Oba and Brock wrestle 3 times it should have been Oba squashing him 3 times. If they wrestled 1000 times it should have been Oba squashing him 1000 times.

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@YummyTaterTots I'm voting for Mini Danhausen

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@YummyTaterTots https://t.co/M6QNz29Hss

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@TripleH

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Tremendous segment. I was sports entertained.

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@YummyTaterTots He had plenty of DOUGH

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surprised by the number of people saying that Gingerbread Man was digitally added to all of these classic moments. I distinctly remember him being there 🤔

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.@davemeltzerWON I'm looking forward to your obituary for the Gingerbread Man 🙏

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Has anyone considered the possibility that Ted Turner was the GINGERBREAD MAN??

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I'm choosing to CELEBRATE THE LIFE of the Gingerbread Man 🙏

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Join us as @_trickwilliams invites you to the funeral of the Gingerbread Man tonight on #SmackDown. 🙏

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@thamosdeaf Johnny will still be famous 100 years from now and well beyond. Jackass is timeless comedy but they also accidently created an important historical document of this era. His reputation will continue to grow.

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@mr_briggs360 @DerekEsquire I met him at a Q&A and he talked about how stupid it was that his gimmick was having large arms and his finisher was the leg drop 😂

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People arguing on here about Hulk Hogan. One side greatly overrates him and the other side greatly underrates him.

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@DerekEsquire He's my all time favorite 💪

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@im3851919

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Tremendous Twitter Gimmick

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

AEW is where the best wrestle!

This week, don’t miss
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite,
live nationwide
8e/7c/6m/5p,
early 5pm start time on the west coast this week!

Thank you all who watch AEW!
See you at Dynamite this Wednesday night!

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The build for this match was so odd and Cody was so weird last night on Smackdown. I figured it would all make more sense after the match. It doesn't!!

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Well that sucked. Let's do it all again tomorrow.

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"Irresistible Forces" is an underrated tag team name

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I only know IShowSpeed from his WWE appearances over the years. I think he's pretty entertaining.