Aaron

Logistically difficult

[Rory Johnston @Rory_Johnston]

dammit, now what am I gonna do with this?

[reid @thereidfeed]

Kamala should tease her VP announcement like this

[Aaron @ImaginaryAaron]

@cedarpoint Happy I didn’t renew my platinum pass this year 😅

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

CLEVELAND bring your hard cocks and wet pussies to the function tysm 🪩

[777 @_garrettcharles]

the only people shocked by the JVN news are straight people bc every gay knows when we see one of Us acting like this there is sinister energy afoot

[Greeshma (fan account) @GreeshmaMegha]

Katy Perry was spotted looking for Kate Middleton

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Here’s to 221 years of the best state in the union. Happy birthday, Ohio.

It’s almost time to begin Phase 2 ⬇️

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this is literally the gayest possible thing you could do in this situation

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

Viral Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka Glasgow experience will be a guest judge for tonight's design challenge! 🍭🍫

#DragRace is all-new TONIGHT at 8p on @MTV! 🫶

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“Is that the-”

“The meth lab from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience? Yeah it is”

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

This is how your email finds me

[S. @United4P]

DO NOT GET VACCINATED💉 ❌
STREAM TEXAS HOLD ‘EM✅

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

ME RIGHT NOW!

[Meg thee italian @megsgiallo]

If youre kunt.... and im kunt...... then who's flying the helicopter???

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

New year, new moi? NO WAY!!! Why mess with perfection? On the other hand... "New year, new wardrobe" is a conversation I'm willing to have.

[phil @philipjonathn]

“Happy new year! Just circling back on this…”

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

"it was my christmas present to myself"
-gay man in a dire financial crisis

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Not to be dramatic and nothing against my hometown or family but if I don’t get back to my own home within the next 12 hours I think I’m going to have to go to a mental hospital

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

Hey! If u guys don’t have a place to go for Xmas and are feeling sad and alone just know that my door is open. I won’t be there. Because I have friends and plans and I am very popular and sexy. And happy. But u can go there and sit down. Play on your phone. Idk what you do 💙