Cat (parody)

I miss Pangea

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Three US presidents have died on July 4. I feel like we can top that.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in Cleveland...

[◥◤Kriston Capps @kristoncapps]

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

[Claire 🪩 @Calliope13]

Noah mid-show: “Taylor Swift must be in such good shape. Holy f*ck, this is not easy.”

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"I wish they'd stop calling me a terrorist. That's what I wish. I wish they'd stop calling me a radical. None of these people are radical. They just want healthcare. They want to end American militarism. They want to spend money on roads, infrastructure, on schooling, on healthcare, rather than bombs overseas." HASAN IS SPITTING 🔥

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"IT'S THE DECADE OF SOCIALISM. IT'S COMING TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU. WHEN I SAID WE WERE GOING TO MAKE A 1000 ZOHRANS BLOOM, THIS IS WHAT I MEANT." SPEAK ON IT, HASAN🗣️🔥

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Such a specific choice

[Medusa lay @LayMedusa]

Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland.
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[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

[Cat Harvey @MissCatHarvey]

Tartan Army are not used to cheerleaders! 😂@WeAreSTVRadio

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup.

Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament.

The beautiful game belongs to everyone.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

BREAKING: We're suing the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service over their plan to give away 715 acres of a public wildlife refuge to billionaire corporation Space X.

We shouldn't be sacrificing our cherished public lands to subsidize a company owned by the richest man in the world.

[Cat (parody) @ImagineCaat]

@NoahKahan Yaaa

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app