Imam Shiddiq

[Maira @maira4yo]

I love dating someone and being the first person they try a lot of things with

[reb @rebmasel]

Sometimes I forget what real phenomenal young actors look like when we’re force fed the same rotating list of painfully average ones. She TORE this up phew

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Whatever internet connect he’s using should payyyyyyy him because from under water to up above and not one glitch.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The bees are doing more to stop Israel than the entire Democratic party.

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de The Good Doctor:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É pessoa comum com um sintoma idiota tipo “dor no cotovelo”

>Shaun Murphy entra em cena olhando pro lado errado

- Doutor Doutor ele está com dor no cotovelo e vai morrer em 3 horas
- A dor no cotovelo combinada com a forma como ele amarrou o tênis indica claramente um tumor no cérebro
- Doutor Shaun isso não faz nenhum sentido
- FAZ SIM

>Shaun vai falar com o paciente enquanto olha pra parede

- Você vai morrer mas eu tenho dificuldade com interações sociais então vou ser direto
- Doutor eu tenho medo
- O medo é uma resposta neurológica ao estímulo de ameaça percebida isso é irrelevante me diz quando você comeu banana pela última vez
- Hã… terça?
- COMO EU SUSPEITAVA

>Shaun corre pelo corredor em câmera lenta tendo um insight genial

>Faz um diagrama no ar com os dedos como se estivesse montando um quebra-cabeça invisível

>A equipe se reúne

- Shaun encontrou o diagnóstico é um parasita raro encontrado apenas em bananas colhidas às terças no Cazaquistão
- Doutor Glassman isso é impossível
- Ele já estava certo 847 vezes esse ano seu imbecil

>Fazem a cirurgia

>Shaun opera melhor que todo mundo enquanto as pessoas ficam boquiabertas

>Paciente curado

- Doutor Murphy como posso te agradecer
- Não precisa eu não gosto de contato visual nem de abraços nem de apertos de mão tchau

>Shaun vai comer um pirulito no corredor

>Glassman aparece com cara de pai orgulhoso

Episódio acaba com música emotiva

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

6 members of his family were killed. What was Israel expecting? A French kiss?

[Pau 🌞🏺 @chepauet]

Bueno, este es el famoso experimento de las camisetas sudadas. Sentimos atracción por aquellos genéticamente compatibles para que nuestra descendencia tenga desarrollado el mayor número de defensas posibles (histocompatibilidad).

Feromonas, vaya. https://t.co/Lc56GiMVr2

[HRD BACOT @hrdbacot]

Recruiter itu ga dikejar KPI buat efisiensi emco (employee cost).

Tugas recruiter cuma sampai hire. Lucu kalau nyari budget org serendah rndahnya pdhl secara budget ruangnya masih ada.

Trs recruiter ga sampai offering. Offering di cnb.

Kalau nyari karyawan budget dipress potensi turnover tinggi, turn over tinggi brarti rcruiter nyari terus. Kalau nyari terus apa iya dapet insentif aneh seperti ini?

Nyari karyawan kompeten, gaji dikasih sesuai budget dan expected salary aja bisa resign. Apalagi ini.

Semoga kalian dijauhkan dari HR HR yg modelan seperti ini.

[Kiyan Abhinaya Azkalif | Si Paling Wibu dan Math @yourmathsphere]

Karangan mana ini... Bahkan Tuhan jauh lebih ppemaaf daripada Bos ditempat kerjaanmu, lebih pemaaf dari Orangtuamu, lebih pemaaf dari pasanganmu, lebih pemaaf dari sirkelmu kalau kamu blunder sekali.

Iya, beberapa diantaranya memang dianggap sebagai dosa oleh sebagian agama.

Tapi, selama kamu hidup, ya kamu dimaafkan kalau bertobat toh? Dan siapa dirimu bisa judge Tuhan?

Kamu Judge bosmu kayak gini aja nggak sampe sehari nasibmu jadi pengangguran.

[Joey Ardiva @joey_ardiva]

Oalah, pantes selama ini pada gaji itu rahasia perusahan, ternyata pada spiritually israeli semua

[Cozy with Nicky @cozywithnicky]

Lord Gaben
>main game
>ngerti game sampe ke market2nya
>bikin ekosistem gaming lebih baik & sehat
>pemain lama gaming industry

Rudi Valinka
>gak main game
>gak ngerti juga soal game
>fitnah Steam & anggep mereka bikin fake rating
>pemain lama buzzer pemerenta

Gaben 1 - 0 Rudi

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Iranians are gathering at bridges and power plants in response to Trump's threats.

[Blunt @Shinamuller]

General Dan Caine stood at the podium, voice cracking just a little, and dropped the line like a bad punchline:
“Every Iranian who had a small gun was shooting at us.”
Imagine that.
Back home in America they worship guns. They got more firearms than people. Kids grow up on them. Hollywood makes blockbusters where one guy with a pistol saves the world from terrorists. Second Amendment is basically a religion. “Come and take it,” they yell from their pickup trucks.
Then they fly into Iran to “rescue” their pilots after their fancy F-15 gets knocked out of the sky. Black Hawks buzzing low over the hills like it’s just another video game mission.
And what do the Iranians do?
The nomads. The farmers. The regular guys who own one old hunting rifle for wild boars. They look up, grab whatever shoots, and start blasting away at the most advanced military on earth. A dad and his little daughter popping rounds at the helicopters while she cheers him on. No training. No orders from Tehran. Just pure “this is my sky, get the hell out.”
The greatest gun-loving nation on the planet shows up with its trillion-dollar toys… and suddenly starts crying because the locals finally used guns the way America always says guns are meant to be used: to defend your own land against invaders.
Poor General Caine. All that freedom training, all those John Wayne movies, and the moment someone else actually defends their home with a rifle, it becomes a national tragedy.
The same America that sells AR-15s at Walmart like candy suddenly acts shocked when brown people with small guns say “no thanks” to liberation by Hellfire missile.
It’s almost poetic.
They love guns until the wrong people start loving them back.
Then they call it terrorism.
Laugh. Cry. Your choice. The joke is on all of you.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

[Ken Kesey @berhomonim]

Mau komentar agak sensi dikit: inilah namanya normalisasi dan komodifikasi kejahatan. Video ini membungkus lelang sitaan seperti acara shopping haul TikTok yang fun dan menggoda. “Belanja mewah bekas koruptor sambil bantu negara” kalimat ini sendiri sudah morally obscene.

Korupsi bukan sekadar kejahatan ekonomi, tapi pengkhianatan terhadap amanah rakyat. Mengubah hasil pengkhianatan itu menjadi obralan mewah yang bisa dibeli orang kaya adalah bentuk pencucian moral. Seolah korupsi itu hanya “kesalahan bisnis” yang bisa diselesaikan dengan diskon. Badut semua. 🤡

[caxhole @caxholee]

“i wish children would be temporarily elevated to the skies until the war ends
then they would return home safe
and when their parents would ask them,
where were you? they would say,
we were playing in the clouds” - ghassan kanafani, a palestinian poet

[ayunk @bingungtrs_]

tante gw umur 32 blm nikah tadi dikatain perawan tua sama bude gw trus dia bales "kau kira anak kau bisa dapat thr 500rb dari aku kalau aku nikah?! Kau bayar utang 250rb saja sampai 3 taun baru lunas" the power of rich aunty WKWKWKK