TONY

modern day jennifer lopez || professional time killer || mucho ecantador

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patience is walking an employee through the process of downloading an app

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i can only imagine the unspeakable acts that have been committed against chicago’s bean

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an @MBTA agent just walked into my train car picked up a cell phone and said “android acquired, over” into his radio.

this man is somebody’s hero

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corporate mind virus is getting excited when your one-time verification code is 123456

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the @MBTA is just like us… it doesn’t want to work when the temp drops below 20

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somebody should run a regression of: knows signs language, uses the mbta, and korean.

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let the sugar cookie perfume movement commence

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just googled “cheesecake factory sized panda express” because I forgot the name for p.f. chang’s

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apparently cleopatra was beat?

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matcha down on the turnstiles , i repeat, matcha down @MBTA

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ASL users have a superiority complex

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internal MBTA management will be please to head that their redcoats waved hello to me today

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soundtrack to my walk into a corporate 9-5:

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caesar salad wrap bogo

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prime time restrooms in terminal B

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fifteen minutes on the stone bench and i can’t feel my rump

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i need me a god damn toyota tacoma

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yelling “free benson boone tickets”at the garden tonight could be more consequential than yelling bomb at an airport

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may take buzz cut alcaraz over sinner for open winner

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being an adult boozing in the sprinter van as we wait for my friends kids to finish up at the tate mcrae concert.. that’s the dream.