1 - Go to college
2 - Accumulate debt
3 - Pick stupid major
4 - Graduate with useless degree and no useful skills
5 - Pretend you're a victim
6 - Blame society
7 - Vote Democrat
Merica.
For weeks we tried getting this kitten to let us near it and yesterday it finally did. Then last night Camryn Smith ran it over.
So in a couple days when it’s reported that Camryn was the victim in a hit and run, I’d like everyone to know that I also, “didn’t see him.”