Voivode of Midlands™

Abnormally normal. Accountant. Chelsea fan.

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@iamryantanaka Ini ndakanzi toenda tese mangwana kotestswa but iiih😂🙌. Ndakatambura ndichiita weti yekutevera soo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@loiceMututuvar1 Kut kudaro😂

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@loiceMututuvar1 Mmm😂😂. Waimbova mwana kwaye. Wapumhuka takatarisa Lolo.

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

When you say no to her when she asked whether her past matters or not but the real answer should have been "not yet"

[JusticeMabhugu @JJ_Mabhugu]

When I see “Salary credited” at 11:59 PM after surviving the whole month. 💰😭

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@Louis_wacho1 Vangangova havo vekunze asi baba i1😂😂

[Freeman @freemanchari]

This is a bed at Chitungwiza Gen Hospital in Zimbabwe right now. 98% of Zimbabweans when they get sick, this is where they go to die. This is the cost of corruption. This is why we are going to announce the next day of action until everyone understands that their mother is dying before their time because of ED and his mafia

[Tannie @nubian6]

In South Africa, we drive ourselves to the drivers license appointment and if we fail, we drive ourselves back home

[Lepokisi @Bhokisi_]

You wear someone else’s hair for a full month

[Osama Bin Laden Gully🇦🇺🇿🇦 🇪🇸🇿🇼 @BinLadenGully]

Vanhu vakajoina Manchester City munguva yaPep muchaudza vamwe

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

I owe MTN R148, today they called and asked me to recharge with R150 to win a car. They think I'm from Nigeria 🇳🇬 . 😂

[Mokgalaka🇿🇦 @pietmashika]

@MVProJileka First time seeing someone Twerking mid air

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

seems like you understand it fine o

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@TouchlineX Now the boy is becoming galactico material. Come home my boy.

[Pedzisai Mufara @PedzisaiMufara1]

Blikkie (Afrikaans) - Billy can - Bhureke (Karanga)

Deksel (Afrikaans) - lid - chidekesero (Karanga)

These are regular household item adopted from westerners. Names are adapted from Afrikaans. They have also been incorporated into Karanga culture as they are part of lobola to the mother of the bride together with other similar items.

[Voivode of Midlands™ @Imgthereal]

@CTRLFREAKEISHA Yeah

[BOSS KIM @bosskimhucci]

Babe wemumwe munhu😂👍🏾