todd bonzalez

eat your vitamins before they eat you

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

Death can be the purest form of mercy, or the worst thing imaginable. Most of the time it’s somewhere in between.

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Ethical hot button: say someone really wants to kill themself, and they do it, but someone finds them at the last second and “saves” them, but the damage inflicted leaves them in a vegetative state, way worse off than they ever were. What’s the right move?

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

Do you keep them alive long enough so their family and peers can get the closure they need?

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@DashBucketz As long as you don’t let the fame get to your head and forget your roots 🫶🏼

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

Lord, please grant me the courage to wear this $60 Lulu lemon white tee without fear. With your grace I shall fear no stain. Amen

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

Jam band name- the antartichokes

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

@villietoldme 👀

[Sam Sanders @DreamSong77]

Never forget

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

Florida drivers on I-95 make Wheaton drivers seem like the nicest people ever

[Rave Moments @Rave_Moments]

I love music festivals 🤣

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

I wonder how much of my fallen hair is currently woven into bird nests. I hope it’s a lot

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

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Purely speculation but I feel like beavers are little assholes

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@30SECVlDEOS @hellalowkey yoo wasn’t this your homie from UCSB??

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🥰🥰🥰

[Sof @Sow_Fi_Ahh]

sometimes when I miss my boyfriend I just open all the cabinets and drawers in the kitchen and it’s like he’s still here

[todd bonzalez @Imightbejustin]

iOS16 has my phone acting like she never met me before. Who are you?! You’re supposed to know me

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

when u outside and smell that za