Imitation Lobster

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[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

just when it was getting good

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@gumshoegumshoe They’re so good!!! Love em

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

playing this at my own wedding for when I walk down the aisle and my wife’s mom who already hates me starts crying https://t.co/Pp3G78UM9w

[Julio the Artist 🦕🌿 @JuliotheArtist]

Birders, assemble

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

I just imagined a graphic designer who names his children after fonts. Helvetica, Arial, and such. I hope this guy becomes real so I can be mad at him

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I never heard anything about this sphere before or during its construction. One day it was just there and everyone was like “The Sphere™️ is complete!” I won’t be shocked if the city of Las Vegas mysteriously disappears that’s all I’m saying

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@ByYourLogic I eventually did just accept that the first third of waterfowl is best tanked with a shield and she’s gonna heal a bit and that’s whatever. But the phantom attack in phase two is still insane bullshit to me. Cannot reliably dodge it to save my life

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@beetlemoses Banana laffy taffy is the best. Surprised anyone could disagree with this true fact

[pierce @cringe_genius]

Has anyone ever looked at the sky and pondered what wonders might be floating billions of kilometers yonder???

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@dsamowen 😌

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@beetlemoses love your stuff! glad youre doing this. i'll tune in

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@yoloswagstudios You’re inviting a lot of pain into your life with this one. But I respect it 🫡

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

Do not believe this nonsense. Here is a picture of the truth

[Ada McVean @AdaMcVean]

Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

I think about this video every day

[Claire McFadden @czmcfadden]

this is my idea for how

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

one of the greatest. sad news

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@jeffersonkubone How does this tweet glorify and respect our beautiful and elegant queen in this tragic day? Please do some soul searching 😔

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

Touch yolk to empty bowel

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@zachhazard Sheesh this is grim

[Imitation Lobster @ImitationLobstr]

@ashworth456 @L0ST_VEGAS Amazing stuff. I’d love to use as backgrounds as well, where can I find highest res versions? And do you sell prints?