Lindsey Hayden

I’m just here for Sarah

[Lindsey Hayden @Imjustherefors9]

@smdougher @SlackHQ WAIT THIS IS ME

[Lindsey Hayden @Imjustherefors9]

@smdougher Hello I randomly logged into this twitter account on accident and came across this and am going to need an explanation

[Sarah @smdougher]

a black market, but just for every discontinued bath & body works scent

[Sarah @smdougher]

Siri saying “that’s what I figured” in that aggressive tone like shut up Siri, did you actually know I was gonna ask what Phineas Flinn’s blood type was? That’s what I figured.

[Sarah @smdougher]

#thebachelorette
These spot the difference games are getting really hard

[Sarah @smdougher]

the Christian Chicken will reign supreme

[Sarah @smdougher]

#TheBachelorettte
ok everyone shut up and let’s start a petition for the next bachelor on #TheBachelor to be Chris Harrison

[Sarah @smdougher]

Imagine being the one to discover popcorn.
Minding your own business, ya know, roasting your corn like you do and then all of a sudDEN IT STARTS EXPLODING AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CONTROL ANYMORE AND IT'S HOT AND DANGER HAS ENTERED THE ROOM

[Sarah @smdougher]

ITS FINALS WEEK

[Sarah @smdougher]

i was today years old when i found out pizookie is just pizza and cookie morphed into one

[Sarah @smdougher]

*2009 Club Penguin Ice Burg*

no one:

beachygurl274: ITS ABOUT TO TIP
c00lb0i: IF U ARENT JACKHAMMERING LEAVE
fergaliciousbaby3: ok you have to put on the hat and then dance to-
outtathisworld1000: GUYS ITS GONNA HAPPEN
emerald45princ3ss: PARTY AT MY IGGY ON MAP