Sam Martinez

Are you happy?

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

What’s more concerning? My husband using the Wolf of Wall Street humming as a lullaby or my son actually falling asleep to it? 🧐

[brandon @brandondperkins]

pretending i don’t care about speak now (taylor’s version) so it comes faster https://t.co/K48GVTJrEw

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@csolesky7 @Eraucci13 @whitesox Just a 2 year old with a love for the game

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@Disney_Sam728 That grilled cheese scene 😵‍💫

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@Este_ban15 Oh I’ve tested the theory myself, it works

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

What’s more concerning? My husband using the Wolf of Wall Street humming as a lullaby or my son actually falling asleep to it? 🧐

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@ashleyraucci Who

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@Simone_Biles Yes you can!! 🐐💥

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

Call Me By Your Favorite Wonka Bar 🍫💜

[E! News @enews]

Timothée Chalamet to Star in Willy Wonka Origin Story https://t.co/yxU8c4Zr2e

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

Coffee hits different on a Monday 😴

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

Exhibit A

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

Maverick’s new thing is to make the sound The Grudge makes, so putting him on offerup today. Serious inquiries only.

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@jhpallasigue Yis 🥲

[Burton Snowboards @burtonsnowboard]

⚠️Rad Dad Supervision Required⚠️

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

pug owners: my dog is the cutest thing ever

the dog:

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

How is Woody Allen a free man? #FarrowVAllen

[tia @cursedhive]

direct deposit: 1400

me at five guys: make it six

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@Disney_Sam728 Hunni it’s all an act.

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

@beerbellyblake He’s so pretty tho

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

I’ve been whistling my high school’s fight song for two days. #GoGators

[Sam Martinez @ImmaShermanTank]

My husband and the father of my child said “actually, I’d go to jail just to punch you in the face for the way you chew gum” 🥲🥲🥲 I’ll never find love like this again #MyValentine