Immaculate RN

Lovely soul.
Soft spoken
Wife
Mum
Nurse.
Loves doing what i do best #taking care of the sick-*

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's me again, I promise this is the last time ayaaam talking about Mrs Elizabeth Tsvangirai,, can cheat can die! You see the same way this succulent mama confused Kindiki mpaka alitaka kumuamkia kiti yeye aende kwa wanainchi asimame kwa jua, it's the same way he confused mwenda zake Morgan Tsvangirai.

According to reports, Elizabeth confused Omwami Tsvangirai mpaka akaanza kuona marudurudu. The confusion was so deep that Omwami decided to pay bride price in the sacred month of November, the same month even cockroaches fear proposing.

Omwami Tsvangirai allegedly unleashed $36,000 na ng’ombe kumi in lobola for Elizabeth as dowry, which is equivalent to Ksh 4.6M pesa taslimu! Bro literally used IMF-level funding just to circumnavigate through Lisabeti’s wandawea. Simps hucheza rough sana!!

The Abashona believe that marriage proceedings in November bring bad luck, but Morgan knew that if he waited any longer, walimwengu could've beaten for him na wamsongeshee beacon where his makagare couldn't reach. So he had to go against tradition and secure his open servers located along kilgoris lane.

For breaking the tribal rite, a traditional court headed by Chief Negomo fined him two cows, two sheep and 10 metres of cotton cloth. That was 15 years ago. Unfortunately, Death is a bad thing. Morgan never got a chance to fully enjoy the food that faces the earth. He married Lisabeti in 2012 and Yehovah Wanyonyi harvested him in 2018,, six years of service without pension.

Lisabeti comes from the Abashona tribe, and these women are what Kayamba Aftica referred to as abana swekhe. Almost all of them are a sight to behold, the type that can make a pastor forget his sermon halfway.

But You can easily become a Morgan Tsvangirai without Ksh 4.5M if you just have a sweet tongue. Especially Luo men, they can easily circumnavigate through her wandawea, these creatures can lie to a woman without blinking, one can even borrow Ikus in Queen’s English.

Lakini kusema ukweli mbele ya Yehova Wanyonyi, Lisabeti is admittedly very sumptuous and third eye-catching. CDF alichanganyikiwa hadi akatoa kofia instead of saluting. For an anthem, cdf should be saluting not removing his headdress.

At some point, CDF was almost pocketing but he had to obey the uniform. Even Mkwehu Kingi had to offer reinforcement ya mkono coz some places have no ears to heed to warnings! For the record, Omwami Kingi ameshikilia kalataas na mikono mbili juu ya maneno mazito yaliyomo.

The sons of Kenya want to measure her diameter even before baba gets acquainted with the darkness in his grave. Ayaaam telling you, men are not living things. During Baba's burial ceremony, Lisabeti reduced Karen Nyamu to kaveve Kazoze. Mwanamke amebarikiwa kuliko wanawake wote.

Very soon you'll hear that “Senate Speaker is next week heading for a benchmarking trip to Harare. But because of budgetary constraints he's not accompanied by Senators and staff”,,, games of urban areas.

Anyway, I am told she is still around and Luo elders,, the council of Jodongo has insisted she must mourn for 30 more days. She cannot walk alone yawa. Also the Shonas mourn for a couple of days before going away. I also want to join the ring & fight with fellow team mafisi.

I heard Mumias is soon paying us something little, khunyala khucha Opoda for a chat and invite her to see River Nzoia. I am willing to part with a total of 250 M to secure what omwami left behind (M is silent). In the meantime you can send something here 0725684308 & help me secure a place at spermatozoa tournament bcoz when walala hois come together, great things happens.

I solemnly affirm that all funds raised will be applied exclusively to their stipulated purposes. Any misappropriation will invite strict legal sanctions, including fines and custodial sentences at Kodiaga Maximum Prison where my nyash will be at high risk of receiving electricity supply through the output area. Thank you very importanter.🥹

[Immaculate RN @ImmaculateKen]

@Therapyquotes_ Amen

[Immaculate RN @ImmaculateKen]

Where do people get money from?
Been working over 15yrs and I have not found the right source yet!??
#sigh

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

THIS IS NOW CONTENT.

Riggy G and William Ruto.

Credits : KK MWENYEWE 😂

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

BREAKING: More than 1 Million Kenyans have CONFIRMED their attendance for Mashujaa Day Celebrations at Uhuru Park on 20th October. The number is GROWING spontaneously! If you'll attend, JUST retweet!

[Swalleh Geffor @Swallehgeffor]

Bodyguard wa Morara Kebaso anafaa aongezewe mshahara, ametuchungia president buana, #KufaDerevakufamakanga Bomas #RutoMustGo

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" They have beaten Morara Kebaso and gave the Podium to Kasmuel.Kasmuel enda utafute support kwa wabunge!" - Mbanya goes hard on Kasmuel for not calling Out TJ Kajwang and Beatrice Elachi!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kufa Makanga, Kufa Driver.
That is the message across the whole Country Today. Both Rigathi Gachagua and William Ruto ought to be impeached Together!

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

This video summarizes why both Ruto and Gachagua must go. We must demand for new elections.

[ERIC OMONDI @ericomondi_]

On 20th October as "they" celebrate Mashujaa Day we will also Host a MEGA EVENT to Celebrate our HEROES!!! OUR SHUJA'S!!!

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

We did what artistes do in times like this. We went to the studio and did a sing called Kahongo. It’s a celebration song. Celebrating, eating food, dancing, and having a good time when #GenZote sends home the thieving corrupt leaders. #MatangaYaKahongo

[Muli @muli_brian_]

WE ARE BACK TO THE STREETS !! RETWEET WIDELY FOR EVERY GEN Z TO SEE THIS !!

#FreeMorara #RutoMustGoNow #RutoMustGo

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti-Commentary @RealOmtatah]

BREAKING NEWS

Morara Kebaso has been arrested. Mark the number plates of the vehicle below.

Pursuing the matter. More updates soon.

Meanwhile, make everyone aware.

Tweet and retweet #FreeMorara

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I see this..I re-tweet.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Corruption is now our cash crop. Corruption is our biggest export.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Amkeni buana!! Season 2 loading
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[James @MrJamesKe]

Hiyo 30Billion aliweka, amejenga how many markets so far? That's why naeza eka mtu kofi akinishow "give ruto time to deliver "