Art Serratelli

Serratelli Mijal PLLC
[email protected]
[email protected]

Office: 757.333.7513
Cell: 757.235.4624

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

WELCOME TO AMERICA's NEWEST CITIZEN!
America needs more young, smart, creative, vibrant, intellectually curious, & genuinely nice people, exactly like our newest U.S. Citizen pictured here!

We need her & others like her to keep America forever young & demographically renewed 🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Idiocracy (& Simulacrum) is Upon Us

(1) Idiocracy President & Greatest Wrestler Macho Camacho;
(2) Idiocracy Screaming President & Greatest Wrestler Macho Camacho;
(3) Fake Screaming President Camacho & Greatest Thug;
(4) UFC Cage Match Arena, Real White House;
(5) Real Ad

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

No surprises here:
JUDGE VOIDS TRUMP

$100,000 H-1B Fee Found to be an Unlawful Tax

https://t.co/OM4cmrXPsb

🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Newsweek | H-1Bs earn MORE than American Workers
We're not surprised by this. International workers are the best & the brightest. They DESERVE to earn more. Reward their superior work ethic, impressive critical thinking skills, & shining intelligence. https://t.co/Hx0ouUcLEy

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

THE ONE MINUTE MBA: Lesson #836

Every guest speaker follows one crucial rule, "KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE."

Take A Look at What NOT To Do

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

SHOVE IT, TRUMP.
"You cannot 'pause' processing for Travel Ban Nationals ALREADY IN the United States"

https://t.co/pyCa8hDwLW

🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Oh, Wanda.
Wanda, Wanda, Wanda . . . Welcome to the world of heteronormative mediocrity

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

TRUMP: Chaos IS THE Immigration Strategy

Understand the sick rules of the diseased game they are playing. Then run a better offense against Trump & Stephen Miller. A better offense beats being freaked-out, off-balance, and being on defense. FIGHT!

https://t.co/EEeJFcRhRu

🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

PSA / CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Stop using corporate-speak. Dopey jargon won't impress those w/ critical thinking skills. STOP "drilling down," quit "circling back," DO NOT "touch base" (my base, your base, or anyone's base), & quit the "hard stopping" (NO workplace "hardness," ever).

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

"Nurse! Nurse! I need an I.V. Drip of VALIUM at my law desk before the close of business, STAT!

" . . . and, could I get a neck brace for my whiplash, with a Vicodin chaser for my migraine . . . ?"

https://t.co/cYrMH4cFzS

🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

What Bertrand Russell said . . .

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Green Card Hell - Update:

A preliminary list of evidence, in a "Totality-of-the-Circumstances Analysis," that USCIS may use to determine an "Adjustment of Status" approval (green card approval) inside the U.S.

STOP the Stephen Miller / Mentally Stable Genius Kafkaesque Hogwash

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

"Green Card Policy Announcement"

NOBODY knows what this loosely worded, sloppy "policy announcement" (about leaving the USA to get a green card) means! NOBODY KNOWS. Ignore any lawyer trying to tell you NOW what the poorly worded & extremely vague "new policy" will mean TOMORROW

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

DON'T FREAK: This lunacy was just announced, & NO ONE, including interviewing officers at USCIS, AILA lawyers, or anyone else, knows the details. Trump's raised more questions than answered. Terms & Guidelines are undefined. There will be lawsuits.

https://t.co/ePGIdaTPZk
🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Why are Leaders (Biden, Trump, Whomever) always getting it wrong on immigration?

BECAUSE THE "LEADERS" ARE AFRAID TO LEAD. Instead, THEY ARE LED by OPINION POLLS & "overcorrect" to pander to the mindless general public.

https://t.co/zRQs075nEu
🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

It is flat out wrong & too late to say America should not be a nation of immigrants. In TEXAS, they speak English, SPANISH & VIETNAMESE; in VIRGINIA, English, SPANISH & ARABIC. This is us.

Mapped: America’s Most-Spoken Languages After English and Spanish
https://t.co/WoeFdGvMld

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Spring 2026 Tour Continues: This visit, at the Commonwealth University of Pennsylvania was great! Rosana Campbell & John Gradel offered a public forum to explore at LEAST 11 MORE WORK VISAS beyond the H-1B with the lousy lottery allocation and the rotten H-1B quota "cap"

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

We take a moment to honor David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for years of wit; silliness; & merciless mocking of thin-skinned suits, establishment tools, and blowhard politicians.

David Letterman, Stephen Colbert Throw CBS Furniture on 'Late Show'

https://t.co/zOD0NG7PBy

🇺🇸

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

Chinese Proverb of the Day

[Art Serratelli @Immigration_Art]

America is going to celebrate its 250th Birthday, and we celebrate Maddie Dai's @maddiedai newest cartoon published in the May 11 & 18, 2026 issue of The New Yorker @NewYorker