Andy Capp 244

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[Andy Capp 244 @ImmohAndy]

@jesuisjoy_xo Twitter is broken

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

This is the dumb trick the Dem Party has been using on their followers for years now.

When something they pretend to oppose "must pass" (like the NDAA), they ensure there are just enough Dem votes for it to pass, even if it's just by one vote.

Then they tell all other Dems: feel free to vote NO so our followers think we really oppose it, and we almost sunk it!

If these 6 hadn't voted YES, Jeffries would have easily had 6 other House Dems to vote YES.

[sean mcguire @seanw_m]

this is WRONG. they LOVED bureaucracy. romans invented the concept of a building inspector!!! augustus capped apartment blocks at 70 ft because they kept pancaking on tenants, nero wrote an entire building code after rome burned in 64 ad, including mandating wider streets…

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Pesa ni yetu ama yako boys ?

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

If you were an actual journalist, with even the barest of journalistic skills, it would take you less than a minute to do some research and learn that Lyft privately owns and operates Citi Bikes.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Don't use this kind of caption ever again please.😭😭

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Sources close to Senator Sifuna confirm he is unable to sleep after a man who has kept his hands hidden from public view for decades just withdrew his respect.

Insiders say the senator is visibly shaken, muttering, "Not the phantom hand guy... anyone but him."

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

— Absa Bank Kenya
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— Diamond Trust Bank (DTB)
— Prime Bank
— HFC
— Victoria Commercial Bank
— Access Bank Kenya
— Citibank N.A. Kenya
— Commercial International Bank (CIB)
— Faulu Microfinance Bank
— GT Bank
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— Credit Bank
— Ecobank Kenya
— Bank of Baroda
— Choice Bank
— Caritas Microfinance Bank

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer went straight to the pub after resigning as Prime Minister earlier

📸 The Sun

[Dimitar Berbatov Updates @traceydenim]

Retired terrorist reacts to current terrorist

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.

[Kadathi @lucindajanet]

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[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

American national anthem before kick off, game not played at night, hydration breaks, dynamic ticket prices, camera panning to celebrities every 25 seconds and a 30 minute HT show still to come

Never let these fucking idiots host it again

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Seven players have won the World Cup, Ballon d'Or, Champions League and their international continental title:

🇩🇪 Franz Beckenbauer
🇩🇪 Gerd Müller
🇫🇷 Zinedine Zidane
🇧🇷 Rivaldo
🇧🇷 Ronaldinho
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🇪🇸 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢

Football, completed.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

I don’t think any player, past or present, and possibly into the far future, has commanded, commands or will command this level of respect from his teammates.

Keep in mind that these players are not only adults but also multimillionaires and famous in their own right.

[RT Intl @RT_on_X]

'I asked Witkoff, have you ever been in a meeting where there was a chance of being BOMBED at any moment?'

Araghchi adds Iran wasn’t scared by US threats:

'This isn’t Venezuela where you take 1 person and everyone else gets scared and backs down'

[GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸 @daweed_004]

Kama hizi unanitumia mimi mtu wa badge naakupostia

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Making a funeral all about yourself.

Yeah they have trained you well to be a political goose

[yxf @iamyxf]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.