* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀.

#𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍: ⠀ ཾ༵࿐ྃ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ: ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ. ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ—ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

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❝ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇs!
ᴄʟᴀssɪᴄ—!❞

↬ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. ᴍᴠ. ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ. ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ, ᴏᴄ, ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. ┊#MisfitsRP.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@mortuapuella Hey! She doesn’t mean that! He’s got the whole, universal appeal going on.
Further demonstrating this by giving her kissy-lips.

“Bet ya’ I could help. I mean, who could resist this face?”

Besides, you know, 99% of women who have turned him down.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@dancingmobster » a slight—colorful debate, with a police officer so if ya’ could show some of that American hospitality and let me into your house for five minutes?”

As though on comedic cue, the ascending wail of a police siren echoes in the distance.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@dancingmobster A beat. For him to consider, before dropping his thinly-veiled cool through an exhale,

“Alright, fine!”

Nathan blatantly appraises the other’s shirtless form before delving into the matter with an impatient sense of nonchalance,

“..I may or may not have got into »

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@dancingmobster » in your yard or bein’ some sorta pervert, but I swear, [swear], I’ve got a perfectly normal explanation for this!”

His gaze darts towards the other’s home.

“Would you believe.. sleepwalkin’?”

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@dancingmobster A mess of curly locks emerges from behind the bush as Nathan straightens to full height, shooting the boy an awkward, two-finger salute.

“Hello—“

An underlying dash of panic weaves through his Irish lilt.

“..Yeah so, I’m guessin’ this looks like I was takin’ a shit »

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

"Ya' think girls have ever accidentally stuck a tampon up their anus?"

He's asking the hard-hitting questions here.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@Arachidman @HoppingLollipop »

After one last surly roll of his eyes, somehow, the self-proclaimed delinquent would choose humoring the old cunt over being locked in a room with [him] right now.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@Arachidman @HoppingLollipop » luckily, he can diffuse it by way of stopping mid-turn to focus instead on the girl.
As she’s loaded into the ambulance two things happen consecutively: the paramedic reveals only one other can legally ride with her, and Nathan’s summoned by a police officer after a statement.»

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@HoppingLollipop @Arachidman » body is on its back.
His gaze pins the glistening [red] that trickles down her temple.

Fuck, fuck, [fuck]—is she.. dead? Fighting the bile that threatens to burn his throat, hasty hands struggle to unearth his phone, not noticing the way commotion begins to simmer around him.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@HoppingLollipop @Arachidman » Is that..?”

Not shying away from sharply elbowing a bystander aside, a furrowed gaze is fixed on the unconscious girl until he’s reached her side. He’s on his knees in no time, hesitating only a beat before he awkwardly turns her over by the shoulder so that the lifeless »

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@HoppingLollipop » one where they accidentally killed their probation worker.
His heels are lazily dragging against the sidewalk pavement for all up until the familar building peels into view.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@HoppingLollipop [TEXT] Jesus alright, already! Be there in two

Tucking his phone into his front pocket, Nathan elicits a labored sigh before turning on his heel and trudging in the direction of Charlie’s work.
This day has definitely taken the cake in terms of shite—and this is counting the »

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@ItsAlexJStark » other might bite. See, this guy seems fairly interesting and Nathan isn't so eager to part ways just yet.
Especially when his alternative consists of slumming it at the nearest Community Centre.

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

⠀「 ——— STARTER CALL! 」

(♡) LIKE for a gif starter with dialogue/context;

(↻) RT for a DM to plot?

[* 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀. @ImmortaIPrick]

@ItsAlexJStark » seem like a real thing even to himself. Conceding with shrug,

"—..or whatever. Look, if you're such an expert aren't ya'? Go on, then.
Show me what you'd do for a good time, Jim."

Arms folded over his chest, he delivers a challenging rise of his brows in the hopes the »