Imran

29. All praise to the Most High.

[Imran @Immz_95]

After 20 years I went back to Bangladesh. Surreal feeling. Captured just some moments here. #Bangladesh

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Israel has passed the death penalty solely for Palestinians, enforced through military courts with a 96% conviction rate.

Israeli Minister Ben Gvir popped champagne.

The Israeli government is raising a toast to genocidal apartheid. The UK government is arming and funding it.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer caught lying to the public. He claims Britain isn't involved in the war on Iran, while US soldiers are literally loading 2,000lb bombs onto B-52s at RAF Fairford to drop on the Middle East.

[Imran @Immz_95]

And the bottling starts 🤣 actually wanted you guys to win the league... smh

[Ryan, Carrick's MUFC 🇾🇪 @CarrickWay_]

0 wins in 2026.
5 wins in 18 games.

But Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are still still silent because he doesn't manage Manchester United.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Imran @Immz_95]

What have I just seen at the #AFCON final 😳

[Imran @Immz_95]

Really sorry to my family. I could be in a very good mood all day - once the game is on and we play like the way we played 😒... I'M VEXED!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Hey white supremacists, Zohran ended his speech tonight with ‘Dhoom machale’. Bollywood music.

Cry more, racist losers.

[Imran @Immz_95]

"Rizq is not something you chase, its something you summon through the obedience of Allah SWT"

A lot of us, including myself, need to contemplate on this. This "rat race" we get caught up in, what's it worth? How's our relationship with Allah?

[Imran @Immz_95]

I think I've hit the "Ms Rachel" era of being a dad 😅 Mrs and son have gone to nana bari but tell me why I'm singing "Peeka boo" whilst getting ready for work!

@roma3x

[Adrian Zahir⚡ @ForwardsMarch]

IMAGINE SENDING 20 WARSHIPS TO INTERCEPT BOATS CARRYING MILK POWDER AND BABY FORMULA FOR STARVING CHILDREN. THIS IS THE GREATEST EVIL EXISTING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[ruqs🎀 @griefsex]

at tommy robinson’s march, they have brought a palestinian flag on stage and ripped it up but somehow these patriots want us to feel empathetic towards charlie kirk’s death. why should we when you don’t care about the deaths of innocent human beings?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Don't ever let them tell you that it's not about racism and Islamophobia.

[Imran @Immz_95]

My god, life was boring and sad when the Mrs used to leave for nayor alone. Now it's a WHOLE DIFFERENT feeling when BOTH your Mrs and son go to Nana bari.

😢

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This is genocide denial.

[Imran @Immz_95]

Cba for the season and it's barely started 😴

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Palestinian statehood is not a bargaining chip.

It is not a threat.

It is an inalienable right of the Palestinian people.

Our demands on this shameful government remain the same: end all arms sales to Israel, impose widespread sanctions, and stop the genocide, now.

[Imran @Immz_95]

We're simple beings, us men are. 🤣 @roma3x

[Imran @Immz_95]

Me: Could I please get an iced chai latte. And for my Mrs... hold on a sec...

Wife: I'm going to text you my order whilst I'm in the car coz I know you'll mess it up (admittedly, I have in the past) and I'm too shy to speak, I'd like an iced oat matcha with strawberry cold foam.