Ruben

I am a person

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

*writes black metal album. *uses all the lines from ‘Interview with a Vampire’ as lyrics

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

When life was skating down to EZ-Mart to pick out a Jones Soda based on the photograph.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

My wife just told me it’s a privilege to live in oklahoma. We get to experience the force of nature that our weather is. It’s humbling, terrifying and beautiful all at once.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Dear social media warrior,

If you find yourself thinking about posting something with “cinco de drinko” please pause and tell yourself to throw your electronic device in the toilet.

Best,

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

While those that are celebrating the rising of a dead son many will not get to see their dead children today. Remember that Tennessee legislators screamed their hatred with their silence. Peace to all of you today. May new life find you. We have to change.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

These are not just situations that didn’t happen to you. Families are mourning losses unfathomable. Unimaginable. Shame on us for letting this continue.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Forgive me for the graphic language. We cannot continue to allow children to be shredded by bullets coming from assault rifles. Left or right it doesn’t matter. What you should care about is that these children don’t get to grow up and dream about a better world.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Mark Zuckerberg killed the Whoopie cushion and all the joy we experience from it.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

While you’re at Sunday brunch or leaving church today remember that the women in your life still don’t have rights to their bodies.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

@kellyarndt @stephpranke Not educated enough to deep dive. I exercise to feel good mostly. Different bodily goals.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

It was *chef’s kiss

[Cloutlaw Star is Unemployed @fogi_bear]

You just had to be there
(There were 5 of us)

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

@tywayne “Life’s a garden, dig it.” - Joe Dirt

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

@Cloud2Darren Lessss go!!!!!

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Too old to die young. Too young to burn out.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Light a fire. Smoke some weed. Reminisce. Happy New Year.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

@kellyarndt @billyjarrettugh It’s true. There’s always room for happiness

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Came home to cookies+milk and a fire lit in the fireplace. This is my heaven sitting next to my numero uno.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

@kirstensux You can do it!

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Steal like an artist. Not like an AI artist.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio made me cry today. Heartwarming.

[Ruben @Imnotasandwhich]

Accessible. Affordable. Healthy. Food should be available to everyone. It’s a basic human right.