Dan Lynn

I invent new and inspiring smells

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Why do all trumps VP picks look like they were made in a lab? #ImpossibleVPJD #Trump2024 #Election2024 #JDVance #mikepence

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

In #Alabama, a frozen embryo has a right to life, but a man experiencing a mental health emergency can be held in police custody and be allowed to freeze to death, ignored by officers taking out the garbage. #AlabamaSupremeCourt #ProLife

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[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

In #AlabamaSupremeCourt bid to protect life, they’ll give every frozen embryo a gun to protect itself, no questions asked. But the embryos will need to provide proof of residency for library cards.

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

@PureRockFury

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

@alyankovic , was at @SCIPLUS and saw this #spatulacity #uhf !!! Lol. Love it

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

@wyntermitchell I noticed Molly Ringwald and when everyone said Laverne I thought Laverne and Shirley. Lol. I guess thats prettytelling.

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

@LeaderMcConnell @hypcrite

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

@JolietPolice @JolietPolice no update in over an hour?

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

#KevinMcCarthy was right after over a dozen failed attempts to elect him it was really hard for him to hit #NancyPelosi over the head with a gavel. #Douchebag #Speakerofthehouse #Speakerofthehouse

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Any woman forced to carry a potentially life threatening fetus to term is afforded her second amendment right to prevent grievous bodily harm or death. #secondamendment #2a #reproductiverights #AbortionRights

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Impeach SCOTUS Brett Kavanaugh - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1x12VSfyj9 via @Change. Please my friends. Let’s start a movement to audit to spend court nomination process and procedural rules to Allen’s to a system that better represents all American!!!

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

Happy “Independence” Day from me and my reproductive rights.

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Check out my petition to remove Kavanaugh as SCOTUS. Please check it and share! _______Impeach SCOTUS Brett Kavanaugh https://t.co/LmoBzNX7t8 via @Change

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

If you think the #deppvsheardtrial is bonkers, take a look at todays #republicanparty ! Seriously, the stories, accusations, anecdotes, insane claims are neck and neck. The sane among are sit back and laugh but also weep for better times #MadisonCawthorn #MarjorieTaylorGreene

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

#lindsaygraham is probably totally comfortable from being shafted after cozying up with a #dick. 😂 if ya know what I mean #realdonaldtrump #Trump2024

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Real Americans don’t care how you ‘#identify’! What the hell is that?!?! They go their entire lives AS THEY WERE BORN!!! Like Marion Morrison, who ‘identified’ as John Wayne. And sometimes The Duke. But that’s besides the point! #America

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

Bullets tearing through the flesh of children in the classroom……. Or a book about the Holocaust….Which one to ban…..hmmmm tough call. FYI for graphic imagery and violence try #religion and the #bible . #Maus #conservativepriorities #ReligiousDiscriminationBill #schoolbookban

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

What’s the difference between a #killer and a #murderer ? A jury #verdict #RittenhouseVerdict #RittenhouseTrial #KyleRittennhouse #guilty

[Dan Lynn @Imnotdanlynn]

#kyleRittenhouse celebrates #rittenhousetrial decision by jumping into hungry shark tank then killing them claiming #selfdefense. #RittenhouseVerdict