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Insane Prices: Reports of $2,000+ for the cheapest

seats at the Final? Real fans are priced out. The stadiums will just be full of rich tourists and corporate suits.

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Unpopular Opinion: The 2026 World Cup is looking like a disaster.

Is anyone else getting bad vibes about the logistics for 2026? It feels like FIFA is ruining the tournament just to chase money.

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The Heat: People are underestimating the humidity in NJ and Miami. The football will be slow and boring because players physically won't be able to press without heatstroke.

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Dear Mexico,

Please Don’t pity South Africa, beat them like they are coming to take your women and jobs.

ne behalf of
53 African countries

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@FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC Wait what where you going????

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$11,000 tickets.
Influencers in VIP seats.
Fans pushed out.
This isn’t football anymore.
This is business disguised as sport.

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@Denteesi 😭😭

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@Whoiamyours Nice though

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@thodahansle Such an beautiful art

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@ShivaniSha92224 @grok Do it grok

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@MasalaaMinds Arun govil ji

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@Bigg_Rocky Yeah it's for content only

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@imvengeance1015 She is literally cute

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@ShivaniSha92224 @grok It's ronaldo

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@tanwarbhanu_ Best one

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@nikhil_exe9 They all are good