Getting a kitten was all fun and games until she developed an unhealthy obsession with tampons, chasing them round the house like they're little fluffy mice with tails, honestly
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My daughter not going to sleep so me telling her to compromise, have a nap and I'll set an alarm to wake her up in ten minutes.
Also me absolutely not setting an alarm. Sweet dreams
My four year old daughter made a card for her best school friend and her friend said she liked it so now my daughter is making her a thank you card for liking her card. She is so pure, can we all be this kind😭
I drew a picture of a spider this afternoon, much to my daughter's horror. In retaliation she drew me a picture of a nut. A nut that would cause me anaphylaxis. I don't think she understands the difference between being scared of something and being deathly allergic. Savage
Can anyone else not deal with the stress that comes with trying to bag up your items as quickly as the person scanning them through the till or just me
Also no major life updates apart from I cut my hair short recently and when I asked my daughter if she liked it she replied 'but you've still got hair'
My four year old broke up for half term today and has asked me to write her new school friends name down so she doesn't forget it this week. The purity
This account has pretty much become a platform for praising my family but they are so talented how could I not? This is my sister's first embroidered portrait @billieeilish 💚