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Professional hater @impalfapriv

[danny @danxcix]

> Give 16 year olds the vote because they are historically Labour supporting
> Absolutely nuke any chances of them ever voting for Labour

Masterful gambit Sir Keir

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Blues Badger @badgers_back]

I have put restrictions on my kids phones so they can’t use them before 7am or after 8pm except to make calls/send texts.

They can’t download apps without me approving and they’re not allowed:

WhatsApp
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
X

It’s called parenting, some should try it.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

It’s not lost on me that Social Media bans were never really seriously discussed until public opinion on a certain country started rapidly changing 😂

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.

Thats all you can do.

[GOODCOMMS  @realgoodcomms]

They had people MID GAME buying a battle pass for him LOL

[Woland 🇵🇸 @stendhalist]

British wages are insane for a supposedly rich Western European country what the hell is going on there

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[liam @liamthomson_97]

Blackout drunk but it’s 2am and you hear the national anthem for Scotland starting

[Ludicrous Culture @LudicrusCulture]

@factpostnews Old people when they trust the government like a friend again

[yuka @yukakaramazov]

sugarfree having reoccurring characters yea it’s over buddy’s retiring

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[Horrocks 🇬🇧🇲🇪 @HorrocksFPS]

Typa shit Kroxz would tell team France he can do to convince them to let him play Hog

[notechii @iihceton]

That major perk…

[Vito🐙 @CompadeG]

lowkirk if my boss was a massive streamer and was constantly making jokes about firing me in front of thousands of people who will never understand the pro scene id wanna blow my shit smoove off too

[🐈‍⬛ @jadedhues]

played a comp game last night and my anran no joke had to be like 12 but he was running comms like the military

[Yurei @o_oYurei]

No flame but LepDead is like 1% of the pain Shy goes through after every major performance

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Life before this tweet:

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

Kebab guy actually does care about me. One time my gf got a kebab with her coworker and bossman informed me of the incident