𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆

𝙃𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙄𝘾

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

𝙈𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨?!

Vιƈƚιɱ σϝ Yαȥυɳīƈԋυαɳ αɳԃ υɳɾҽƚυɾɳҽԃ αϝϝҽƈƚισɳ

#RanmaRP #MVRP

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Suit you?"

Repeating her words, Mousse removed his glasses before turning to face the alien. At least, the street light he thought was her.

"I think you are mistaken of their purpose. They aren't for fashion. Without them, my eyesight is severely hindered."

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 🚀 ’ ˡⁱˡ ╳𝙄𝙉V͜͡A͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙍. @Onibcshi]

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〝 I was just wondering if your glasses would suit me , that’s what I’m thinking about. But I wouldn’t might learning how to fight with you one day too. 〞

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[venti @windgoesehe]

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𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗❗️
「 FMAB Portrayal 」

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[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"L–Look, I'm just telling you what I heard! Haven't you heard the saying 'don't shoot the messenger'? That's me! I'm the messenger! S–So please, don't jump to any conclusions!"

Every step she took, so did he, trying to distance himself from Renka as best as he could.

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

He'd explain, removing his glasses.

"Last night Shampoo sent be to do some errands, y'know, deliveries? I only heard about it when I got back."

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Please, that eyesore? Does that look like something I deliberately picked out? Besides, you're well aware about how loose my glasses are."

He'd explain, crossing his arms.

"Putting Akane in a trap is one thing, but it would've been stuck to the sheets if it were me."

[𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙖 𝙈𝙖 @Renka_Ma]

"I woke up with it stuck to me, so I snipped off what I could, nyah. I don't have time right now to figure out how to dissolve all this sticky stuff..."

Must've had too much baiju last night... how did this thing get onto her?

Unless...

"Don't tell me /you/ did this?"

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"One. You wanted to eat me too. Two. I'm not being held hostage, I can fly away anytime I want. And three, how is the peppermint suit?"

[𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙖 𝙈𝙖 @Renka_Ma]

"... That sounds like you're being held hostage. Isn't coercion illegal, nyaaaaah?"

More illegal than working willingly without pay? Hmm!

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Oh okay, so we're totally going to ignore the actual definition? And that girls can be incels too?"

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy working with Shampoo. I also enjoy being alive.

[𝙍𝙚𝙣𝙠𝙖 𝙈𝙖 @Renka_Ma]

Are those your only two options? Work for her or become a (delicious, crispy) dish?

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[𝙊𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙠𝙞 𝙔𝙤𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙞 (𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧.ᐟ 📌) @Ononoki_Corpse]

"ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴏ ᴍɪꜱᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴇ."

[#MonogatariRp/#MVRP]

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"H-Huh?! But I thought you said-"

He let out another sigh, lumbering to the kitchen. Before reaching the door's handle, Mousse stopped.

"Thank you. Despite my many, many losses, I appreciate that you still keep me around."

[🍜┊𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐎. @maoniichuan]

❝ Then Mousse knows the Nekohanten only survives because we have the best noodles in town... and the prettiest waitress. ❞

She reached out gently, cupping his chin to tilt his head upward.

❝ Stop sulking. Oxtail soup in the kitchen should be hot enough for your glasses. ❞

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Without you I got desperate to keep this café afloat. Nobody would show up because you were gone. I had to do something!"

"Trust me, if the moment you got out and it was shut down, what you would've done is ten times worse than the Yakuza! Don't forget, I'm an Amazon too!"

[🍜┊𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐎. @maoniichuan]

❝ You put us into debt with the yakuza while Shampoo was in jail. Took months to settle it. I would smack you until your glasses fell off, but I'll forgive you since you're right... I do look good. ❞

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Glasses or no, I am useful! Sure, without them I'm clumsy, uncoordinated, inept, and everything in between. But I am the backbone of this business, and without me all this place would have are good looks!"

[🍜┊𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐎. @maoniichuan]

❝ ... Glasses glued to face. So, does that mean Mousse is finally useful?! ❞

𝙎𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿'𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙂𝙊!

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

A sigh exhaled from the boy's mouth. This can't be good...

"That's the bad news. To make sure I 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬 wouldn't fail this time, I also glued my glasses on."

"Now I can't remove them. Without water, that is. I–I think."

[🍜┊𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐎. @maoniichuan]

❝ Aiyaa! That’s good, Mousse! ❞

Only the tiniest sliver of a smile curls over her lips.

❝ … Were you wearing your glasses? ❞

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Shampoo!! I did it–! I glued the outfit on her! Granted it wasn't at night, rather I did the same thing I did to Akane, but I did it!!"

[🍜┊𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐎. @maoniichuan]

Oh no.

She has to be 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 to Mousse from now on.

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

Then it clicked. A 'neighbor' asking revealing questions about how the business is run? He may be stupid, be even he could tell it's suspicous.

"Oh, it's awful–!! Paid breaks, treating me like a person, she does it all! You don't understand the hell hole I put up with!!"

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Not only thankless, but I also get punished if I fail. But I put up with it for Shampoo."

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

@maoniichuan (🦆) - Not unless Mousse wants to end up like this.

[𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆 @ImpairedFowl]

"Not at all, usually I get intense stares like yours from other martial artists. I assumed you were going to attack out of nowhere."

"...If that wasn'y what you were thinkimg of doing, may I ask what you were thinking about instead?"

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 🚀 ’ ˡⁱˡ ╳𝙄𝙉V͜͡A͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙍. @Onibcshi]

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〝𝐎𝐇 .ᐟ.ᐟ 𝐈 was just thinking away about you is all . I hope that I didn’t make you uncomfortable with the staring . 〞

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