Imperial Guard

Arresting #criminalscum, stopping #skooma dealers, and ridding Tamriel of #RedguardFilth since 3E433.

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@ImperialGuard70 @ImperialGuard17 Is twitter really a lost cause?

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@imperialguardmi @CheydinhalGuard @ImperialGuard50 @icecube By the nine! There are ninjas in Tamriel now?

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@ImperialGuardb Skooma, you imbecile, skooma. What do they teach you in guard training these days?

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

Brothers! I have returned from a short leave! How are the ranks? Who is leading us? #DownWithRedguard #NoSkooma

[bigus digus @imperialguardmi]

#bythe9whoinoblivionisourleader?

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@ImperialGuard_8 Trying to get a new base set up, but we're short on reinforcements #ThoseDamnArgonians #ThoseDamnRedguards #criminalscum

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@Gen_Tullius General Tullius! It has been 12 hours since we've last heard from you! We need you! We're doing our best to #Imperialize.

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

Someone make a post! Where is the guy that made it yesterday? I forgot to copy the OP. #Imperialize #TheEmporerWantsYou!

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

@ImperialLurker WHAT?! Men! Seize this traitor! You will rot in jail, #RedguardScum!

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

@ImperialGuard_8 @CLLegateRikke and @Gen_Tullius need to return! For now maintain your current assignments and hold strong. #Imperializing

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

Keep up the good work men! Tweet by tweet we will #imperialize Twitter and all of its disgusting redguard filth #RedguardScum #criminalscum

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@WBCShirl Criminal scum! You dirty daedra worshiper! How dare you believe in only one God? There are NINE DIVINES YOU FOOL! #NineGodsNotOne

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@PeteCityPrice Stop! Criminal scum, you have committed crimes against Cyrodiil and her people! Turn over the #Skooma and face punishment!

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@Imperialguard71 @CheydinhalGuard @WBCShirl We must rid Tamriel of this criminal scum. #NineGodsNotOne

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#Justice4Trayvon Trayvon is criminal scum! #TrayvonTheRedguard must be remembered as the dirty #skooma dealer that he was. #FreeZimmerman

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

Imperials! If you are lacking in followers I suggest you take a look at my following list so you can follow all of your fellow guardsmen!

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@OverlordLulza Damn argonians. They better stop this or else they'll get the Redguard treatment. #DirtyLizards

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

@ImperialGuard66 3. Bring down @Pontifex and @catholicEW as they believe in only one god. #NineGodsNotOne

[Imperial Guard @ImperialGuard85]

@ImperialGuard66 We have a few assignements. 1. Stop the #Skooma dealer @AmandaBynes 2. Force #ObamaTheRedguard to reveal his birthsign.