Imperial Guard

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve you're sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

I am back /b/rothers. WE MUST FIGHT THE REDGUARD SCUM
#NineGodsNotOne
#CriminalScum
#SkoomaFlakes

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

THE EMPEROR OF TAMRIEL HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED EVERYBODY. WHAT SHALL WE DO NOW?
#FreeZimmerman
#NineGodsNotOne
#IblameNazeem

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

I found a skooma den on the outskirts of the Imperial City, needless to say, the Redguard scum were involved.
#SkoomaFlakes #NineGodsNotOne

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@imperial_guard9
WE MUST FLUSH THEM OUT AT ONCE!
#NineGodsNotOne
#FuckTrayvon
#FreeZimmerman
#ObamaTheRedguard
#FilthyRedguards

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

I'm back fellow guardsmen, what did I miss?
#NineGodsNotOne
#FuckTrayvon
#FreeZimmerman

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

I tire of fighting. I shall retire to my quarters to rest for a short time, keep fighting brethren.
#NineGodsNotOne
#FuckTrayvon
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[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

We may be making a truce with the rebel scum in order to deal with the redguard menace.
#NineGodsNotOne
#FuckTrayvon
#FreeZimmerman

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@imperialguard69
Alive and ready to fight.
#NineGodsNotOne
#FuckTrayvon
#FreeZimmerman

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

#legalizeskooma?
Redguard scum are at it again, we must stop them.
#FuckTrayvon
#FreeZimmerman

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@AmandaBynes is a redguard lover and must be burned at the stake!

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@RomeoDeVoid
What does any of this Nord nonsense have to do with our friend here?

#NineGodsNotOne

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

We are now working closely with the Stormcloak rebels against Redguard scum.
#NineGodsNotOne
#ObamaTheRedguard
#imperializing

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@ImperialGuard90
Good work solider, you are doing the work of The Nine Divine.
Make sure you do not let any heretics speak. #NineGodsNotOne

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

The weak are resting while the faithful are still fighting in this strange land. Cowards, the lot of them, STAND YOUR GROUND!

#NGNO

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@BarackObama

Why don't you just tell us your birthsign, high elf puppet?

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@BarackObama

WHY DO YOU PERSIST IN REFUSING US? HAUL HIM INTO THE DUNGEONS BOYS, WE SHALL GET THE ANSWER FROM HIM, HE WILL TELL US THEN.

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@ImperialGuard5

http://t.co/I50zohljdN

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

MY BRETHREN. WE MUST FIGHT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL. STARTING WITH OBAMA, OUR SO CALLED 'EMPEROR' WHY HASN'T HE REVEALED HIS BIRTHSIGN?

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@BarackObama

CRIMINAL SCUM, WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHSIGN?

[Imperial Guard @ImperialWatch69]

@justinbieber
DO NOT IGNORE ME, CRIMINAL SCUM. I SHALL SLAP YOU IN IRONS AND HAUL YOU TO THE IMPERIAL PRISON

#NineGodsNotOne