Imperial Guard

For the Emperor! #imperializing

[Mike_Investing @MrMikeTradings]

My girlfriend packed lunch for me today. 3 sweetrolls and a couple of bottles of mead.
#HappyGuard #PrayForSweetrolls.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

“@BlessedTeen: The bible has never been proven wrong.”

LOL.

[Imperial Guard @Imperializing]

@Hieronymus_Lex Don't you worry! My family has some extra hay, I'll be sure to give you a warm bed in no time at all! #GuardBrosBeforeHoes

[Ulfric Stormcloak @UlfrcStormcloak]

People of Tamriel, Imperial and Stormcloak alike; amass, for the treacherous ruler #ObamaTheRedguard must fall!!

[Imperial Guard @Imperializing]

@LouisBurnsRed STOP CRIMINAL SCUM! You have acted against the law! Your items are now forfeit! #criminalscum #demsweetrolls

[Patrick Barker @PatrickFromAten]

Attention #ImperialLegion, the accused @LouisBurnsRed has stolen several #SweetRolls, this #CriminalScum Needs to pay a court fine.

[Patrick Barker @PatrickFromAten]

There is too much news of muggings recently, the #ImperialLegion needs to stop the #CriminalScum.

[Imperial Guard @Imperia97084925]

Facebook banned me, but Talos made me a new account #praisetalos #talos4life #imperialbook

[Hieronymous Lex @Hieronymus_Lex]

Justin Bieber? Just in JAIL.

[Hieronymous Lex @Hieronymus_Lex]

One direction? Scum direction.

[Tesco @Tesco]

@MorthalGuard Ignore Jamie, he is an Orsimer. I am David, a loyal Khajiit to the Emperor.

[Tesco @Tesco]

@MorthalGuard I'm lost :S What is a septim?

[Morthal Guardsman @MorthalGuard]

@UKTesco one of your employees overpriced it by 7 Septims. Now pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. #criminalscum

[Tesco @Tesco]

@MorthalGuard What's wrong with it?

[Morthal Guardsman @MorthalGuard]

@UKTesco can I get a refund on my sweetroll?

[Tesco @Tesco]

@_ImperialGuard The Emperor's heir lives! The bloodline is unbroken! Long live Martin Septim!

[Imperial Guard @Imperializing]

@AmysBakingCo @KshaClark Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! #criminalscum

[Imperial Guard @Imperialguard71]

Members of the West Bravil Cult are wanted for crimes against the empire #criminalscum #9godsnot1 #heretic #decievers

[Hieronymous Lex @Hieronymus_Lex]

@DeffTheDeff
IN MY CITY?!!

Of course. #criminalscum #redguardscum

[Imperial Guard @Imperializing]

@KshaClark Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit. #criminalscum