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This night I have spanked a dragon to death with a sparkly rolling pin. #dnd

What else even is there to conquer?

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@LilBeastWorld But I’m out of your hair now.

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Just out here coming to terms with Sedona’s love of traffic circles. 🤯

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Begin Existential Crisis.

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@LilBeastWorld TRY A VEGETABLE PEELER!
Life. Changing.
With apples at least.

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@Sarahmngr Holidays are not for productivity! Go drink some more eggnog!

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@LilBeastWorld I was really hoping to find an owl house abomination gif, but this will have to do.

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@dtyger777 @darjeeling44 Umm… I …. Know her?
Small world. 😎

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@LilBeastWorld @the_yarb My hair is med-to-thin and I really like the TJ’s tea tree oil shampoo.

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NOOOOOOOODLE!!!
Eating pharmaceutical cheese balls in heaven now. 😭😭😭

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I would like for Advent calendars to begin on the correct day. Is that too much to ask?

Now I’m just sitting here in Advent looking at a set of cardboard doors and twiddling my thumbs like a chump.

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@duolingo I recently made it to Level 1 in every topic in a course and had a plan for achieving the rest. It doesn’t seem like that progress is there now- I only retained my Level 5s. It’s super discouraging to only see any progress half way through the course. 😭

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* grumble in German *
I don’t know about this, Duolingo.

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Starting to feel Christmasy today.

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@dtyger777 @darjeeling44 Jennay!! Seventeen things are wrong with that!
I was in a room with exploding glass yesterday and watching that was worse, Jennay.

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@thenik * sips fourth cup of coffee *
That’s probably best.