Tyrion Lannister

An awkward, bow-legged thing with a pushed-in face. Some call it a grumkin. Most call it the Imp.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

Master-Post ;

【ｃｒｉｐｐｌｅｓ】 http://t.co/buKadq1WhP
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【ｂｒｏｋｅｎ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ】 http://t.co/1mgyC7g7Sc”

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

They might be onto something here....

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@OfHerVirulence Best not let Jaime hear you, sweet sister. You know how much difficulty he has with sarcasm.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@TarnishedBeauty Indeed you do, my dear.

[Sansa Stark @SansaEthereal]

A deeper love than the ocean.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@thesmilerknight - well-known than my /name/.... Or perhaps it's the two in tandem.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@thesmilerknight I make it my business to know as many names as possible.
And truth be told, I believe my stature has made me more -

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

Imagine Mace Tyrell demanding to see Tommen's long-form birth certifica—
...Actually, he would be onto something... https://t.co/SxperwpHvP

[Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry]

NOT NOW, MACE https://t.co/29oNAkXsXr

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

How dare you insult Mace Tyrell like that. https://t.co/lfI9rdwkEL

[Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry]

Do you ever get the urge to shout "Not now, Mace!" to Trump?

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

|| Sibling love. Lena Headey had a brilliant season, and she doesn't need a little gold statue to prove it. 🔥👊 https://t.co/f9g8aePl1p

[Lena Headey Gang @lenaheadeygang]

Peter Dinklage & Lena Headey #Emmys2015

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@thesmilerknight Ah... You are....Ser Justin Massey. Yes? No. ...Yes, you are. Of Stonedance, is that correct?

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@danygonebad ...Time for wine.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@danygonebad [Shouts after her] Good luck! No need to wait up for me! ....I'll just...stay here in Meereen, then....

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@danygonebad Perhaps you can take the Iron Throne while Cersei is distracted by all the press attention.

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@danygonebad .... #EmiliaForSecondPlace?

[Daenerys Targaryen @danygonebad]

@Impetulant well I shan't be bring YOU back any gifts from my adventures *hair toss* #SecretlyAgrees

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

I know I'm up for nomination, and I serve a new queen and all, but...
[Silently releases a raven with a scroll reading #EMMYFORLENA]

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

When your brother is *over* confident... https://t.co/hXjsQpjvNH

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

People have been saying this since I was your age. https://t.co/JQC8sCWQDb

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@TarnishedBeauty - forever."

[Tyrion Lannister @Impetulant]

@TarnishedBeauty - before Monday comes." Releasing her hand, he rubs his face and laughs tiredly. "Seven save me, I thought we'd be here -