Matt

Just a real nice guy

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When scientists said the Universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons, they forgot to mention morons.

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@NoContextBrits That's a whirligig

[Yumi ゆみ 🍉 @vgen open @yumilattea]

God Im ugly laughing right now bc the banner art reminded me of this particular simpsons image 😂😂😭

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Only the US & UK hadn’t restored UNRWA funding. I’m glad this is now being rectified.

But we can’t send aid to help people in Gaza & at the same time, sell arms to Israel that are killing innocent civilians.

We need to uphold international law & suspend arms sales to Israel.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me after one day of half-decent weather.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

10pm: “So tired, going to bed”

3am and 356 Wikipedia pages later: “Ah so that's why there are holes in Swiss cheese…”

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

"Can I have some?"
"No, you can't"

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@ilovenostalgia 84 just purely for TheNeverEnding Story

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@SoVeryBritish 1. Apple Crumble
2. Cheesecake
3. Sticky toffee pudding,
4. Three scoops of ice cream
5. Chocolate fondant

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

A big shoutout to the people who can remember their childhood telephone number but not the computer password they set up yesterday. You are my people 😆

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@ilovenostalgia

[B&S @_B___S]

Yeah… I still remember seeing Darth Vader the first time too

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@SkyNews Really? What a soft punishment.

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@discord_support @discord

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@stats_feed 1 2 and 3 then use 4 for banana bread

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of…

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

UK could see hottest day of the year this week, as British summer time is finally pencilled in for between 2 and 2.30pm on Wednesday afternoon.

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@MAstronomers Oh so that's where I dropped my last marble

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@PicturesFoIder

[Matt @ImplodingBinary]

@NoContextBrits No greens should be a criminal offence