Engeldink Humperbert

Enthusiasm enthusiast.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

The Menendez Brothers are back in court.

They now claim that they shotgunned their mother and father over twenty times because they feared their parents possessed supernatural powers.

Though they now admit...

Looking back on it... they were... they were probably wrong.

[HOKUTO EMPIRE @hokuto_empire]

“What Tom and I have learned to do over the course of three Mission: Impossible movies is we're constantly striving to make a silent film” - Christopher McQuarrie, https://t.co/EpmXTkbrUm

The Suitor/Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning

1/2

#sidebyside #silentfilm

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

Daerick Gross, 1992

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Everyone knew that one kid…🙄
#CalvinandHobbes #PlaygroundDrama

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

Everybody is this guy now. Just replace the technical detail aspect of it with bullshit contemporary "ethics"

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

[Simpson ｃｒａｐ Memes @simpsoncrapmeme]

Lowenstein

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

It makes sense cartoons would have a "glutton" character; what doesn't make sense is because they're gluttons they eat gross shit. Shaggy will eagerly eat a liverwurst and hot fudge sandwich. Michelangelo will eat marshmallow and sardine pizzas. Fatties should be outraged

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

Another one that always stuck with me. One of those perfect Norm jokes that is great to begin with but the way he hits the punchline makes it classic

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In honor of this year's Academy Awards, Carnival Airlines is offering anyone named "Oscar" a free flight to or from Los Angeles.

The airline had tried a similar promotion in the past for the Tony Awards but, according to an airline spokesman, they found that their planes were packed with too many, quote, "greasy Italians."

[ULTRA🏝️BLAST @ultrakillblast]

MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK (1947)

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

I have a coworker who constantly complains about "stupid people" and every time I see her on break she's eating unheated Chef Boyardee and watching Family Feud clips on her phone

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Can these men avoid raisin?

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

Milhouse describing my current relationship to pop culture

[Engeldink Humperbert @ImportantCog]

Changing my name to Gary so a couple years from now I can write the book 'My Life as a Gary'

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

Expect to see zero buzz about this from the “Animation is Cinema” crew.