Alexis

One poor correspondent

[Alexis @Imposterior]

Thats another win for the merry 😎

[Alexis @Imposterior]

I told you i would do it!

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

"Unfortunately we will not be moving forward with your application, and will be choosing to hire another candidate"

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

I recreate this moment every time I get popcorn at the movies now and it drives my wife insane

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time

[twltter user @up2anth]

the superman poster in the back #GunnAtTheSceneOfTheCrime

[🫠. @oddboyo]

hideo kojima & 7 year old me on the ps2

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

This transcript is crazier than I thought

[RK☄️ @mygoatiswashed]

The doctor removing the bullet from Charlie’s neck and seeing “if you read this, you are gay lmao"

[Alexis @Imposterior]

????

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Hey bro I think I hear beautiful women. Steer the ship toward those rocks

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

If you say “excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Sharks, I present to you the first every pair of gray sweatpants designed for growers by growers

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

no i don’t think i will

[7 @iceinmysoul]

even at my lois i meg it happen

[gabe @allgarbled]

I heard somebody say “feed two birds with one scone” recently, and it made me realize that woke is not dead